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Posted: 2/13/2013 8:44 AM
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Love to portray rural North Carolinians stereotypically vs. Live out those stereotypes
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Posted: 2/13/2013 8:55 AM
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Eating Coach K's pizzas vs. delivering Coach K's pizzas
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lol
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:10 AM
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Jersey Turnpike vs. Pee Rivers throwback jersey
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:17 AM
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cheerleaders with hairy knees vs. girlfriends with mad cow disease
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:21 AM
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Football stadium with outdated bathrooms vs. Football stadium with unused bathrooms
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Well played.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 12:11 PM
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Pay back huge loans after graduation vs. Mow huge lawns after graduation
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Posted: 2/13/2013 1:36 PM
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Jersey tacky vs. chewin' torbaccky
Last edited 2/13/2013 1:36 PM by HaroldButts
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Posted: 2/13/2013 1:40 PM
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Blue Gums vs. Blue Balls
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Posted: 2/13/2013 4:02 PM
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"Bottoms!" vs. Buttholes
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Posted: 2/15/2013 8:56 AM
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Austin Rivers vs. P. Rivers
Know the pain of being rejected by better schools vs. Know the pain of being rejected by better schools
Trollin' on IC vs. Trollin' through the trailer park
Caviar vs. potted meat
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:12 AM
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p*icks vs. bricks
Campus made of rocks vs. dumb as rocks
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Posted: 2/15/2013 10:15 AM
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Koach Kielbassa vs. Vienna sausages
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Posted: 2/15/2013 1:15 PM
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Sows vs. Cows
or vice versa
Last edited 2/15/2013 1:15 PM by heelinhell
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Posted: 2/15/2013 2:38 PM
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Thinks liberal arts are a good pathway to law school vs. Thinks liberal arts means painting Barack Obama's portrait
Party animals vs. Party with animals
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Posted: 2/15/2013 3:39 PM
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Fond of heifers vs. Very fond of heifers
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Posted: 2/15/2013 6:48 PM
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gold chains vs. yellow stains
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Posted: 2/16/2013 9:12 AM
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Alleged "coeds" vs. Coweds
Upwardly mobile vs. mobile homes
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Posted: 2/16/2013 9:46 AM
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Will students attend a home football game? Depends... vs. Wear Depends to home football games
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Posted: 2/16/2013 10:12 AM
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Brother vs. Brother:
Slappin DeFloor vs. Peon DeFloor
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Posted: 2/16/2013 11:56 AM
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Stuck in Big East after ACC implodes vs. Stuck in Big XII after ACC implodes
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Posted: 2/17/2013 8:39 AM
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Want to be a CEO vs. Drive a Geo
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Posted: 2/17/2013 8:41 AM
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Adore their hoops coach vs. Adored by their hoops coach
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Posted: 2/17/2013 8:51 AM
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Named after a bodily function vs. Perform bodily functions in the bleachers
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Posted: 2/17/2013 12:36 PM
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Adore their hoops coach vs. Adored by their hoops coach
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OUTSTANDING! :)
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Posted: 2/17/2013 12:58 PM
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john hancock v john deere
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Posted: 2/17/2013 4:18 PM
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dookie V vs. HIV
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Posted: 2/17/2013 4:47 PM
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john hancock v john deere
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John Hancock vs. John Handcock
Asst. hoops coach is a midget (Wojo) vs. Asst. hoops coach once coached mental midgets (Harrick: "How many points is a 3 point shot worth?")
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Posted: 2/17/2013 6:24 PM
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Roses vs K-mart
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Posted: 2/18/2013 9:06 AM
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Allow therabidrev access to TDD, even as a hostile alumnus vs. Deny therabidrev access to PP, even as a hostile alumnus who has never poasted there
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Posted: 2/18/2013 2:10 PM
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basketball coach is an ass vs. basketball coach gets a lot of ass
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:03 AM
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Former AD wrecked boats vs. Current AD racked up boatloads of debt in former position
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:06 AM
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Don't realize the source of chitterlings vs. Eats poorly cleaned chitlins regularly, likes the added protein
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Posted: 2/19/2013 2:51 PM
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Hoops coach thinks government should pay taxes to him for living in his world vs. Former hoops coach refuses to pay taxes
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Posted: 2/20/2013 3:57 AM
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Delusional Elitist v. Eternal Pessimist
Comes from Upper Marlboro v. Smokes Marlboros as an upper
"Get off my lawn, you dang kids!!!" v. "I mow that, there lawn, kids."
Dates a Pre-Med Co-Ed named, "Bambi" v. Dates a Post-Op stripper named, "Bambi"
Rubs one out to "Girls Gone Wild" on DVD v. Rubs one out to "Hogs Gone Wild" on Nat Geo.
Drinks Mac 18, hoping to make others think he's "cool" v. Hopefully "being cool" with the Cops by claiming, "She said, 'yeah I'm 18'"
Thinks wearing "dook" on his shirt is cool, because it's where he goes to school, and thinks that'll earn him a job v. Wearing dook on his shirt, because that's part of his stable cleaning job
Sorry...that's all I've got. I'm just not nearly as good at this as y'all are!
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Posted: 2/20/2013 9:12 AM
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Delusional Elitist v. Eternal Pessimist
Comes from Upper Marlboro v. Smokes Marlboros as an upper
"Get off my lawn, you dang kids!!!" v. "I mow that, there lawn, kids."
Dates a Pre-Med Co-Ed named, "Bambi" v. Dates a Post-Op stripper named, "Bambi"
Rubs one out to "Girls Gone Wild" on DVD v. Rubs one out to "Hogs Gone Wild" on Nat Geo.
Drinks Mac 18, hoping to make others think he's "cool" v. Hopefully "being cool" with the Cops by claiming, "She said, 'yeah I'm 18'"
Thinks wearing "dook" on his shirt is cool, because it's where he goes to school, and thinks that'll earn him a job v. Wearing dook on his shirt, because that's part of his stable cleaning job
Sorry...that's all I've got. I'm just not nearly as good at this as y'all are!
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Dang, snap, you're the class of the field! LOL!
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Posted: 2/20/2013 9:56 AM
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Tailgate area smells like human feces vs. Tailgate area smells like bovine feces
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Posted: 2/20/2013 2:28 PM
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Members of the country club vs. Like to hang out in the parking lot at the country club
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Posted: 2/20/2013 2:31 PM
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Hoops coach is Mike "Every Time I Speak I Expect 40" K vs. Hoops coach is Mark "My Lie In The Parking Lot With My Ball Marker To Indicate Where I" Gotfreed
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Posted: 2/20/2013 2:35 PM
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dungeons & dragons vs. tractors and wagons
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Posted: 2/20/2013 3:40 PM
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dungeons & dragons vs. tractors and wagons
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I like this one.
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