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Man orders a penis enlarger, receives a magnifying glass

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Posted: 6/9/2014 10:14 AM

Man orders a penis enlarger, receives a magnifying glass 


Dabo and his staff are absolutely killing it on the recruiting trail. Here we are in early June and there are only a few slots left and likely some will 'commit' by the time the summer camps wrap up. Of course the remaining slots are for the elite of the elite that are still uncommitted. We are in good-great position with these guys i.e. Tim Settle, Shy Tuttle, Ricky DeBerry et al.
I really have no idea what kind of team will be on the field this year. I have no idea what the record will be ( but  I'm preticting 12-1 splitting either UGA or FSU and beating USC) but I know the future is very bright. I'll even go so far as to say Clemson wins a national championship in the next three years. There it is.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 10:18 AM

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That sound you heard was the BOOM...of Mood falling off the wagon!
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Posted: 6/9/2014 10:50 AM

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I wanted to read the thread about Delk and got football talk.

Dagnabbit!
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Posted: 6/9/2014 10:54 AM

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I have to say I was reeled in by the headline.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 11:00 AM

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I did actually steal the headline from a article I read last week. Some dude in Malaysia was duped. 

I thought the issue of Delk's doo-dads was address in another recent thread?

I haven't fallen off the wagon but I did chuck a few bails off it.

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Posted: 6/9/2014 11:17 AM

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Calling a national title..............daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 12:03 PM

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I am growing increasingly concerned with the tavern's fascination with my genitalia. For all those interested I will have a public showing at half time of the SC State game at my tailgate. Bring your own camera as I will allow pictures for $50 a pop. Touching will not be allowed and please do not bring your wives or GFs as I can not take on any more women to pleasure at this time. Frank you may bring your wife as I am already taking care of her.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 12:36 PM

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I once ordered a magnifying glass and received a larger penis instead.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 12:47 PM

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I guess some mailmen are very convincing huh?

clemson2002 wrote: I once ordered a magnifying glass and received a larger penis instead.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 3:32 PM

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I'll admit, my penis is not very large.  Its about as big around as a 12 oz. beer can, but that summabitch is loooong...biggrin

WT
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Posted: 6/9/2014 6:32 PM

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You stud...I hear the most common phrase uttered while you're servicing your ho's is..."is it in yet?"
TigerDelk wrote: I am growing increasingly concerned with the tavern's fascination with my genitalia. For all those interested I will have a public showing at half time of the SC State game at my tailgate. Bring your own camera as I will allow pictures for $50 a pop. Touching will not be allowed and please do not bring your wives or GFs as I can not take on any more women to pleasure at this time. Frank you may bring your wife as I am already taking care of her.
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Posted: 6/9/2014 6:37 PM

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fhellandjr wrote: You stud...I hear the most common phrase uttered while you're servicing your ho's is..."is it in yet?"
TigerDelk wrote: I am growing increasingly concerned with the tavern's fascination with my genitalia. For all those interested I will have a public showing at half time of the SC State game at my tailgate. Bring your own camera as I will allow pictures for $50 a pop. Touching will not be allowed and please do not bring your wives or GFs as I can not take on any more women to pleasure at this time. Frank you may bring your wife as I am already taking care of her.
I thought it was "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH  !!!!
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Posted: 6/10/2014 8:53 AM

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Whichever one of you got the magnifying glass i would just warn you about using it outside during daylight hours...
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Posted: 6/10/2014 9:10 AM

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Damn! Just damn. I should have known that the lone thread about Football and recruiting would turn into this. It is my fault afterall. Delk, good stuff with your schedule full of servicing the ladies.
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Posted: 6/10/2014 9:15 AM

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moodrude wrote:  but I know the future is very bright. I'll even go so far as to say Clemson wins a national championship in the next three years. There it is.
I love the enthusiasm, but one thing that kind of puts a damper on it, is when you think that the teams we will compete against for that title consider our recruiting class to be the norm.

I mean, we have a team in our division that is recruiting lights consistently like this.
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Posted: 6/10/2014 10:08 AM

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Here is why I feel the way I do and made such a bold statement about the national championship. Dabo has delivered on everything and winning it all is the next rational step. Last years loss to FSU is devastating and hard to watch but if we played them 10 times, I am convinced we split with them. Yes, FSU has recruited lights out over the past couple of years and who shouldn't they? Jimbo Fisher doesn't  strike fear in my heart now, then nor in the future. With that much talent at his disposal, he could stumble into a MNC. Their recruiting will likely only get better but that doesn't mean Clemson football needs to throw their collective hands in the air in dispair. 

Dabo is building something special. Dabo and staff have a way of developing talent and Dabo has that certain quality about him. Moxie, charisma, confidence, faith, belief in his stystem/style of football. Whatever adjective you choose, it seems to apply. The future is very bright and kids can see this. They feel it too and of course they want to get on the train of success. I believe this with Kelbo-esque enthusiasm and have no problem standing by my belief.

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Posted: 6/10/2014 10:23 AM

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^^
This!
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Posted: 6/10/2014 10:25 AM

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I'm hoping for 10-2 regular season. I think we lose to UGA and FSU. I'm pretty confident we lose to FSU. Not as sure about UGA. But given the large turnover on offense I think we'll start slower on that side of the ball this year.

I do love this recruiting class and hope we can hold it together.
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Posted: 6/10/2014 10:46 AM

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moodrude wrote:  Jimbo Fisher doesn't  strike fear in my heart now, then nor in the future. With that much talent at his disposal, he could stumble into a MNC. Their recruiting will likely only get better but that doesn't mean Clemson football needs to throw their collective hands in the air in dispair. 

HA, he pretty much did. 

But I don't think anyone is at the "despair" level.  I'm just reminded that this fabulous recruiting class we're putting together is either the norm, or lower than the norm for some of the teams we'll compete with.

I am anxiously awaiting one big change in the Clemson offense that I think will benefit us greatly.  We've talked since Morris got here about running, and I think we're poised to start doing that in earnest.  I really want to see this offense with a emphasis on running, and behind an improved line....
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Posted: 6/10/2014 11:22 AM

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He has delivered on everything? Shamecocks say hello. Maybe he isn't giving enough to Pastor P.
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