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Posted: 7/28/2014 12:52 PM

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A lot of things (mostly people) annoy the crap out of me.  And since it seems to be against the law or something to slaughter them, what could be more positive or therapuetic than getting them off your chest?

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Posted: 7/28/2014 12:55 PM

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A lot of older ladies can't hold their pee. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I guess that's just what happens sometimes.

But you know what I hate?

I hate it when older ladies wear way too much perfume just to mask the smell of urine that probably wouldn't even be very noticable in the first place.

I tell you what, some older women wear so much perfume, it'll knock the snot out of you.

I hate that.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:01 PM

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Fat people who get handicapped parking stickers.

It's not real hard, people. If you take in more calories than you burn, you'll get fat. It's a choice. A lot of people choose to do it. More power to them. It's a free country.

But sometimes fat people let their obesity cause secondary medical problems like diabetes or bad feet and then they go to the doctor and get handicapped parking stickers.

Can you imagine what it must be like for paraplegics and amputees to see fat people parking in handicapped spots.

I hate that.

Bastards need to walk. The spaces farthest from the door should be reserved for fat people.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:08 PM

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Guys named Jorge.

Is there anything in this world more condescending than a man named him Jorge who says to anglos and african-americans, "call me George."

As if Spanish is some uncommon, mysterious and baffling language.

It's okay for us to say hola, and Cinco de Mayo, and una mas cerveza por favor, and pico de gallo, but we can't be trusted to say Jorge?

**** all the ******** Jorges in this world.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:16 PM

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I hate complainers
They won't let me give blood anymore. The burnt orange color scares the hell out of the doctors.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:18 PM

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hookyhornstein wrote: Fat people who get handicapped parking stickers.
This is one that I really can't stand for.

In fact, this morning I stopped at McD's (chitter and coffee only) while doing my construction site checkups. So I'm parked in front and I had my door open while on the phone talking to a contractor.

I didn't notice a large pickup truck was trying to get into the HCap spot next to me, so the guy honked. I saw the tag and said, OK, this better be real (I always do that). So out hops fatass and he stumbles along to the front door.

When he got out of the store I asked him if he really needed that big bag of garbage and if he really needed the sticker.

He was not happy, calling me a few things, but I wasn't happy either.

F him and the truck he rode in on, is what I told him. Then I told him I had a video of him walking to and from his handicap spot, and a picture of him hopping out of his truck and the license plate.

He called me a name and left. Jerk.
U-Rah-Rah   Wis-Con-Sin
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:19 PM

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Overly helpful self-serve checkout attendants.

You go to the self-serve checkout because you just don't feel like interqcting with human beings.

It's not that hard. You've done it a million times before.

But Egads. Today, Lowes decided to make ol helpful loquacious obnoxious Nancy the lifeguard at the self serve end of the check out pool. And she can't wait until somebody actually runs into a problem to intervene. She has to annoy the crap out of everybody just trying to be left alone.

"You'll need to find the PLU code and run it across the scanner. The scanner is the little glass. Don't look into it. The lasers will hurt your eyes. Yes, that's good. Now put it in the bag. Is that all you have? Now you'll need to select proceed to check out. Are you using a card? You'll have to step over to the little card scanner to complete your transaction. Swipe it from top to bottom. Is it a debit or a credit? Now check the amount and say it's okay. Very good. Don't forget your receipt. Put it in your bag."

If a 600 lb pig fell from the sky and smashed ol Nancy to smithereens, I'd probably shop at Lowes a lot more often.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:20 PM

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Uh oh.  You folks are engaged in fat-shaming and I won't stand for it.

But I will sit for it, with my feet propped up, whilst drinking a beer.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:26 PM

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It's not always about fat people when it comes to handicap parking abuse.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:42 PM

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I hate it when my newborn twins wait until the exact moment I go to change their diaper to do their business. I also hate how they still can hardly control their facial muscles yet they smile the most adorable big smiles when they do it and look right at me. 

Aw hell who I am kidding? They do can no wrong, especially when they smile at me. Adorable, precious little bastages. 



But I do hate that it has been raining the last month all over northern Arizona except where I live.

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory’s back by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense

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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:42 PM

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hookyhornstein wrote:

It's okay for us to say hola, and Cinco de Mayo, and una mas cerveza por favor, and pico de gallo, but we can't be trusted to say Jorge?



Except when you say it right it sounds like you're trying to flag down a street walker for a trick.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:44 PM

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hookyhornstein wrote: Fat people who get handicapped parking stickers.


And they ride the scooter cart at WalMart.

Lazy arse bastages.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 1:55 PM

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utee94 wrote: Uh oh.  You folks are engaged in fat-shaming and I won't stand for it.

That reminds me of another one.  Unhappy people making other people unhappy.

True story.  Within the last month a big woman (not enormous, just large) posted a picture of herself in a bikini and was lauded by many women all over the country for being proud of who she was.


A day or two later, a skinny woman posted a picture of herself in her four year old daughter's nightgown and was roundly criticized by many women all over the country for fluanting her figure, making other people feel bad about theirs and for perpetuating unrealistic expectations for women and girls.

Okay, I get it that women are weird.  I get it that none of them are happy with their bodies.  I get it that that causes psychological horrors.  I get it that men are somehow to blame for that just because we generally prefer some shapes and sizes of women over other shapes and sizes of women.

But good Lord.  All that in-fighting and bullying is just hard to witness.

Why can't big women just be okay with being big women without trying to make little women feel bad for being little women.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 2:02 PM

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Texas95 wrote:
hookyhornstein wrote:

It's okay for us to say hola, and Cinco de Mayo, and una mas cerveza por favor, and pico de gallo, but we can't be trusted to say Jorge?



Except when you say it right it sounds like you're trying to flag down a street walker for a trick.
Oh I see what you did there.  Took a minute.  Clever.  Very clever.  You get today's prize.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 2:08 PM

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hookyhornstein wrote:
Texas95 wrote:
hookyhornstein wrote:

It's okay for us to say hola, and Cinco de Mayo, and una mas cerveza por favor, and pico de gallo, but we can't be trusted to say Jorge?



Except when you say it right it sounds like you're trying to flag down a street walker for a trick.
Oh I see what you did there.  Took a minute.  Clever.  Very clever.  You get today's prize.

As long as I get the prize.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 2:11 PM

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I hate when I'm watching a movie with someone, a movie neither of us have seen before, and they ask me questions about it. Why the hell would I have any information about what we're watching that they don't?

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory’s back by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense
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Posted: 7/28/2014 2:16 PM

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SunDevilFroggy wrote: I hate when I'm watching a movie with someone, a movie neither of us have seen before, and they ask me questions about it. Why the hell would I have any information about what we're watching that they don't?


Some people follow the storyline better than others.  I'm one of the slow ones.  There could be a pivotal scene or key development occur in a movie, and I was thinking about whether the PAC would consider an 18-team expansion.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 2:30 PM

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I hate going to Home Depot... and having every single employee there ask you 28 times if you're doing okay or need any help with anything.  You can't get 6 feet without someone asking if you need help.  Nevermind that 6 feet and 3 seconds ago, you just saw one of your orange clad coworkers ask me that same damned question.   No genius... I can find the screwdrivers just fine.   In fact, I'm standing in front of them..... get the **** away from me before I shank you with one.

I also hate that on the rare occasion that I DO need some assistance with something..... THAT'S when you can't find a Home Depot employee to save your life.

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Posted: 7/28/2014 3:03 PM

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Shiner1 wrote: I hate going to Home Depot... and having every single employee there ask you 28 times if you're doing okay or need any help with anything.  You can't get 6 feet without someone asking if you need help.  Nevermind that 6 feet and 3 seconds ago, you just saw one of your orange clad coworkers ask me that same damned question.   No genius... I can find the screwdrivers just fine.   In fact, I'm standing in front of them..... get the **** away from me before I shank you with one.

I also hate that on the rare occasion that I DO need some assistance with something..... THAT'S when you can't find a Home Depot employee to save your life.


I was replacing my water heater last Saturday.  All I could find were 18" and 24" hoses, and I needed 36".  I couldn't flag one of them orange mofos down to save my life.

Then after I collect my haul and I'm headed to the SELF CHECKOUT, must've been a dozen of them sumbitches ask I if found everything.
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Posted: 7/28/2014 3:16 PM

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Shiner1 wrote: I hate going to Home Depot... and having every single employee there ask you 28 times if you're doing okay or need any help with anything.  You can't get 6 feet without someone asking if you need help.  Nevermind that 6 feet and 3 seconds ago, you just saw one of your orange clad coworkers ask me that same damned question.   No genius... I can find the screwdrivers just fine.   In fact, I'm standing in front of them..... get the **** away from me before I shank you with one.

I also hate that on the rare occasion that I DO need some assistance with something..... THAT'S when you can't find a Home Depot employee to save your life.


Ain't dat da troof?

But I tell you what I do love about Home Depot and Lowes.   Go in one on a Saturday morning and there's all of these cute young braless wives with sleepy eyes and bed heads who just crawled out of bed pulled on their raggediest shorts and followed their husbands to the store so they can tell him what the hell he ought to be buying.


They all look so cute and naughty.  I'd love to spank them everyone.

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