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Auburn Jokes

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Posted: 4/24/2007 11:58 AM

Auburn Jokes 


An Auburn grad woman was speeding down the road in her little orange sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman who was also an Auburn grad.

The cop asked to see the woman's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The Auburn grad officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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Posted: 4/24/2007 11:59 AM

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What do you call a good looking woman on the arm of an Auburn fan?


A Tattoo...
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Posted: 5/5/2007 9:30 AM

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Wednesday, October 1st.... Last Day to be a Mississippian.

War Damn Eagle, one last time!

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Posted: 5/5/2007 6:06 PM

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MageeTrojans1 wrote: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Come'on Magee...don't tell me you lack the ability to laugh at yourself? lol
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Posted: 9/26/2007 1:45 PM

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how does Nick Saban seperate the men from the boys at Alabama?.....with a crowbar hahaha!!!
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Posted: 9/26/2007 11:19 PM

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fcdawg67 wrote: how does Nick Saban seperate the men from the boys at Alabama?.....with a crowbar hahaha!!!
lol...that one was petty good.
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Posted: 3/11/2008 8:00 PM

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I know this hasnt been true for the past 6 years, but do you know what AUBURN stands for

Alabama

Usually

Beats

US

Round'

November

600



Yep I was there
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Posted: 3/14/2008 10:44 AM

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Posted: 3/14/2008 10:40 PM

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I've got a good one! Maybe yall have heard of it? It's called six in a row!

O' wait a minute, I almost forgot this is where your suppose to make fun of Auburn not bama.....

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Posted: 3/20/2008 11:15 AM

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Actually told to me as a Texas joke by an Arkansas fan, but you can use it for what ever school you want to:


Starting QB for Auburn is failing math and is in danger of becoming ineligible.

The professor, figuring the QB works better under pressure, makes a deal with him. He will have all of the students and fans come to the stadium and have the QB sit at the 50 yard line and answer one question to pass or fail the class.

The day comes, the stadium is full, the QB is sitting at the 50 sweating. The professor picks up the microphone and asks "What is 4 plus 3?"

The QB struggles along, counts his fingers, counts them again, and finally say "7".

All the students and all the fans jump to their feet at the same time and scream "Give him another chance!!!"
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