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Padres need a Slump Buster

Posted: 05/09/2014 9:17 AM

Padres need a Slump Buster 


The Padres are playing tighter than a Mormon girl on prom night.  They need to relax.  For your consideration, I propose they need a slumpbuster.

"A slumpbuster is if a team's in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you're just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team."

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Mark Grace
SDSU Alum and career .303 hitter


Whether it is giving the dog a bone (Grace), taking some naked BP (Mike Redmond), or getting into a team bar fight (Necessary Roughness), these guys need to do something. 

Thoughts?  Suggestions for what these guys can do to break out of it?

I propose they find the infamous TJ Donkey Show.

Padres Baseball: Waiting until next year since 1969.

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Posted: 05/09/2014 10:58 AM

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In honor of Pesky...... help.gif.......Ok....268213.gif Black Black going ballistic. Light a fire.gif  Knocking over the gatorade,banghead busting something up, chair.gifeven if he has to fake he is cwm23_angry1.gif
The current unis are a hound.... Bring Back The Brown
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Posted: 05/09/2014 11:36 PM

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Mormon metaphors, Grace quotes, and donkey shows, all in one post?

I guess that clears up the question about you being a moron.
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Posted: 05/10/2014 4:28 PM

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thrownoutatsecond wrote: In honor of Pesky...... help.gif.......Ok....268213.gif Black Black going ballistic. Light a fire.gif  Knocking over the gatorade,banghead busting something up, chair.gifeven if he has to fake he is cwm23_angry1.gif
That is pretty darn accurate, thrown.  

Whatever happened to ol' Pesky?




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Posted: 05/10/2014 6:10 PM

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--- TheMendozaLine wrote:


thrownoutatsecond wrote: In honor of Pesky...... help.gif.......Ok....268213.gif Black Black going ballistic. Light a fire.gif  Knocking over the gatorade,banghead busting something up, chair.gifeven if he has to fake he is cwm23_angry1.gif
That is pretty darn accurate, thrown.  

Whatever happened to ol' Pesky?

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I like to think he's living on the beach down in Cabo fishing for his dinner and drinking Tequila without a care in the world.....and no electricity or internet.





Prospect I'm Championing.........Jordan Paroubeck

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Posted: 05/10/2014 9:35 PM

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So Miami is the fat chick
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Posted: 05/10/2014 9:54 PM

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MrPadre19 wrote:


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--- TheMendozaLine wrote:


thrownoutatsecond wrote: In honor of Pesky...... help.gif.......Ok....268213.gif Black Black going ballistic. Light a fire.gif  Knocking over the gatorade,banghead busting something up, chair.gifeven if he has to fake he is cwm23_angry1.gif
That is pretty darn accurate, thrown.  

Whatever happened to ol' Pesky?

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I like to think he's living on the beach down in Cabo fishing for his dinner and drinking Tequila without a care in the world.....and no electricity or internet.
Livin' the dream...




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Posted: 05/10/2014 10:02 PM

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BenDavey wrote: So Miami is the fat chick
aka Slumpbusters
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