but we all know it's probably a moot point, as we head into spring training. From this list, what I find most difficult to believe is the availability of Kyle Lohse!
PS This is a copy and paste job borrowed from that baseball guru Jeff ("God, I had just no idea how good Ben Revere was - I never saw him play") Passan.
Honestly, from this list, Thome, Sizemore, Loe and maybe Lohse intrigue me. And yeah, I'd prefer Chris Young over Mike Pelfrey, but yeah, we can't go into the season with too many injury-prone fellas, but I think he'd provide value somewhere...
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Kyle Lohse, SP: A career renaissance in St. Louis has lined Lohse up to take the title of "Likeliest To Be Overpaid." Between the gaudy win-loss record (16-3) and the sparkling ERA (2.86), Lohse is in greater demand than plenty of those ahead of him on this list. And while he has indeed grown into a better pitcher – his control is exquisite – Lohse is still an aging right-hander whose average fastball doesn't crack 90 mph, and that's a troublesome long-term proposition.
* Carl Pavano, SP: If indeed it was just a bone bruise that hampered him last season, Pavano could be a cheap rotation piece who well outperforms his salary.
* Grady Sizemore, OF: One of the sad stories of the last decade, a resplendent talent undone by injuries. After missing all of 2012, Sizemore, 30, will almost certainly see if a change of scenery can help.
*Kameron Loe, RP: Huge groundball rates, solid strikeout rates, impressive walk rates. Not much to dislike, other than uncharacteristically high home run rate, which should come down.
* Carlos Zambrano, SP: Walked more than ever last season – and went to an increasingly flat splitter far too much. Maybe a move to the bullpen would mask command issues and rediscover the lost 3 mph in velocity.
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Jim Thome, DH: Still mashin' taters, even at 42.
* Chris Young, SP: Started 20 games last season, the most since 2007. If Young can stay healthy – which is like saying if Pablo Sandoval can slim down – and land in a big park that plays to his extreme flyball tendency, he's worth a million-dollar flier.
* Carlos Lee, 1B/OF: From $100 million – yes, the Astros actually paid him that, putting him in the pantheon of Hampton, Wells and Zito as history's worst nine-figure deals – to $1 million. No team should pay El Caballo any more than that with his bat flaccid and his fielding laughable.
102. Scott Rolen, 3B: Age rendered the borderline Hall of Famer a poor man's version of his prime self. Likely to retire, though if he's willing to accept a defensive-replacement and pinch-hitting role, he's still got plenty of value.
103. Joey Devine, RP: Two Tommy John surgeries later, one can only hope his arm stays healthy, because it's positively electric when it is.
104. Roy Oswalt, SP: Fourth-highest hit rate among pitchers with at least 50 innings? Check. Thirteenth-highest home run rate? Check. Seventeeth-worst ERA? Check. Complaints about role? Oh, you know. The diva role didn't make sense for the 35-year-old Mississippian, but he played it well – and sunk his market for this season even though he still struck out a batter an inning and had better than a 5-to-1 strikeout-to-walk ratio.
Casey Kotchman, 1B:On the bright side: hit a dozen homers, his most since 2008. The world, of course, is a dark, sad place, and so naturally Kotchman hit .229/.280/.333 after a career year and finds himself looking at backup roles.
113. Ryan Theriot, SS/2B: Doesn't hit particularly well, has no power, mediocre fielder, reason the acronym TOOTBLAN was invented. Has been on each of the last two world champions. Baseball is funny.
114. Dallas Braden, SP: What we know about Dallas Braden: He once pitched a perfect game. He has a mustache tattooed on a finger so he can be creepy. Police said after he was allegedly carjacked in his hometown of Stockton, Calif., he told them: "I'm Dallas Braden. I'm a multimillionaire and … I pay your [expletive] salary." And two shoulder surgeries make a minor league deal almost a given.
123. Adam Kennedy, UT: Veteran likely to end up with a big league job somewhere, though there are enough available utilitymen that it's a buyers' market, and those who do sign are unlikely to get a McDonald deal.
128. Scott Podsednik, OF: Empty average, erratic baserunning, middling defense. On the other hand, he improves a team's WAGs by at least 10 percent.