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Royals Caravan Report 1/17 Topeka..Mom saves the day!!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 6:34 AM
Royals Caravan Report 1/17 Topeka..Mom saves the day!!
I started my day out very excited..I got off work at 11 (out in Olathe) and headed back to Lee's Summit to go pickup my mom and then back to my house to pickup my things to be signed. The caravan was heading out to Topeka with my (2nd favorite Royals player Eric Hosmer) Willie Wilson, Aaron Crow and Everett Teaford. It was scheduled to be from 3:30 to 4:30 and then we were planning on then driving down to Manhatten to get to the signing from 6-7 too. I like being early and prepared so I figured if we got there at 1:30 we would most likely be the first people there (so if it was slow maybe I could get back in line). We get to the bar/grill place called Skinnies and to my surprise it was already filled with Royals fans/autograph seekers (had to be around 30-40 people already there). In all my years going to Caravans this was a first seeing so many people there so early. So were standing out in line and we are talking to these 2 retired math teachers (really nice guys) and the time went by fast and by 3 o clock the line had already gotten to around 150 people and they had an employee stand in the back of the line to cut it off (so no getting back in line). The Royals van didn't get there after 3:30 and they didn't start signing til 4...so I'm assuming they were over an hour late to Manhatten I was kind of in a pickle because at Caravan events they are pretty strict to 1 item per person and I had my 2 bobbleheads to get signed and then I promised a friend I would get his photo signed by Hoz. So I had to think fast and I know sometimes they are nicer to women so I told my mom just try your best to get both bobbleheads signed and maybe we will get lucky..... So we get up to the autograph table and they have this Royals employee woman perched right over Hoz and I was thinking this does not look good....But my mom really stepped up she did the whole my 2 grandkids really love you (she has no grandkids btw) and got both bobbleheads signed and I got the pictured signed...So we didn't have to drive all the way to Manhatten.. Overall great day...then on the way back through Lawrence I hit up the TJ Max and got this Eric Berry jersey for $10 (my favorite Chiefs player). Me and my mom have always been close but through the years of going to signings I think looking back we have had some of our best times together and she loves going just as much as I do

Last edited 1/18/2013 6:55 AM by codylshs
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Posted: 1/18/2013 8:06 AM
Re: Royals Caravan Report 1/17 Topeka..Mom saves the day!!
Sad
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Posted: 1/18/2013 8:24 AM
RE: Royals Caravan Report 1/17 Topeka..Mom saves the day!!
Is it weird that this is cody's best post?
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Posted: 1/18/2013 8:37 AM
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--------------------------------------------- --- mpf8888 wrote:
Is it weird that this is cody's best post?
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I also thought this was Cody's best ever post.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 8:39 AM
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Proves one thing , cody isnt old enough to drive yet
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Posted: 1/18/2013 9:12 AM
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Your mother is a liar
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Posted: 1/18/2013 9:16 AM
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gilmeche55 wrote: Your mother is a liar She was definitely lying down last time I saw her.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 9:31 AM
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RoyalMule wrote:
gilmeche55 wrote: Your mother is a liar She was definitely lying down last time I saw her. Bazinga!
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Posted: 1/18/2013 9:35 AM
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you guys are soooooo funny...That is why I'm the #1 Royals fan of all-time....no one in KC goes to more autograph events than me
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Posted: 1/18/2013 9:49 AM
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This is definitely the first time the words "pickup" and "mom" were ever used in a post that was not intended to be funny or insulting.
The fact that it is both funny and insulting is pure gravy.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:43 AM
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Definitely the bast post I have ever seen by our resident Stan! Good job, Cody. My only question is how going to the most autograph events out of all other Roayls fans makes you the #1 Royals fan? There could be a number of things that make you the best, honestly.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:57 AM
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and I'm number #1 at all those things...I live Chiefs and Royals 24/7...365
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:13 PM
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my feelings on cody's day:
#1. it's called VA-GIN-A. it won't hurt you #2. bragging about some extensive collection of autographs and memorobilia is not making you look very manly #3. bragging about taking your mom along isn't either #4. god you need to get laid #5. you claim to be the #1 fan, yet you swindled a Royals player by using your mom to achieve your goal. #6. Eric Hosmer thinks you are a douche #7. Eric Hosmer thinks you need to get laid #8. You got your mom to lie about having grandkids. #9. You claim to be the #1 Royals fan, yet you weaseled out of driving to Manhattan. I bet a REAL Royals fan would have gone to both. I know I would have..so I can claim to be more of a fan than you #10. 2 retired math teachers think you need to get laid.
Last edited 1/18/2013 12:14 PM by KennyPowers
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:29 PM
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I'm getting married in July...my fiance (who is a very hot 27 year old ballet teacher) does not like sports that's why I take my mom..
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:35 PM
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Congrats on the engagement! I hope your future wife is more honest than your mother.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:40 PM
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codylshs wrote: I'm getting married in July...my fiance (who is a very hot 27 year old ballet teacher) does not like sports that's why I take my mom.. 
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:45 PM
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that looks like schaum
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:45 PM
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RoyalsReportRyan wrote: codylshs wrote: I'm getting married in July...my fiance (who is a very hot 27 year old ballet teacher) does not like sports that's why I take my mom..  I am beginning to appreciate our new overlord.
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:52 PM
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if he was smart we would align with the true master of the Royals universe
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Posted: 1/18/2013 12:58 PM
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the real question is how is this ryan fellow getting pictures of schaum in a leotard? I think royalsreport ryan is really is MMFLAW
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