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Rubber Room Greetings from Your Dawg Pound Nation Ambassador

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Posted: 10/5/2009 8:36 AM

Rubber Room Greetings from Your Dawg Pound Nation Ambassador 


hank_indianajones2B.jpg picture by hanktank88

Good Day to you Buffalo Bills fans.  Hank the Tank here,  Browns Fan Extrodinaire, former male model, former Palm Springs gigolo (who actually believes that?), overall good guy, family man nowadays and Your King.....ahhhh, lets skip the "Your King" part considering the current state of that Franchise Calling Itself the Cleveland Browns.



Well we actually had something resembling a NFL game against the Bengals last Sunday, a Bengals team that supposedly is on the rise.   Unfortunately the result is all too much the same, another freakin loss. 

I get the feeling that our upcoming game will be regulated to "Most Ignored" status seeing that neither of our teams are lighting it up.   But it depends on which Browns team shows up next Sunday.  Will our Browns build upon the improvement shown last Sunday and get things rollin?  Or will it be back to the depths of football douchery for the Brown & Orange.

I can tell you that a cloud of apathy & anger is setting in on Dawg Pound Nation as we're just plain sick of losing.  As you might have noted, I refer to the team as "The Franchise Calling Itself the Cleveland Browns".  The fun has simply gone out of watching this team find yet another way to lose a game.  Like last Sunday when we took it into overtime, only to watch the Bengals drive down on the very last drive of OT and pin yet another loss on this franchise.

So nowadays I'm a little put out and apathetic myself, especially after the Browns performance in the first 3 games of this season.   So y'all can commiserate with me on the suckitude of our repsective teams.  Heck I may just cancel my planned Sunday viewing of the game and take the family to a Orlando waterpark or something.

But I will say this.  Here's to a Injury-free, bad-refereeing-free game.  And may the worst team lose.

Hank the Tank
The Rock Ape of the Cape

BROWNS 2013 The Return to Glory Starts... Awwww crap just get it right for once.

Last edited 10/5/2009 8:42 AM by Hank the Tank

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Posted: 10/5/2009 2:13 PM

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If you were a gigolo in Palm Springs, there must be a ton of desperate men there.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 2:39 PM

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HanKKK, Not again. You are going to get bashed as usual you jerk.

HanKKK is not the dawg pound ambassador, never was never will be. HanKKK is hated by all Browns fans that have any sense. He has been banned from many scout boards including the OBR.

If you want to know anything about HanKKK just go over to the OBR and read the special thread dedicated to HanKKK. The forum is misfit posts and thread is the one pinned at the top of the board. A history of HanKKK. The URL is

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=149&f=2016& t=3924656

Mods that are on this board. Lock this thread before it gets real nasty. It will be funny too.




I wasn't born to follow.
Vote for me and I'll set you Free.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 2:44 PM

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Seriously, former male model? For who, Wal Mart?
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Posted: 10/5/2009 2:49 PM

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Seriously, former male model? For who, Wal Mart?

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No for ugly and stupid.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 3:28 PM

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Buffalo fans, Hank is not here to talk about football. Hank is here to show pedophiles on the web that he has access to young girls (always in his photos) and can exchange/sell child porn. Delete this thread and ban this poster as the Browns boards have done.
Free your mind and the rest will follow.
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Posted: 10/5/2009 10:57 PM

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Can't some of you jokers just stay in the OBR Rant instead of following me to every board I visit?

Are your collective lives so devoid of life that your only life's goal is to follow the Hankster around to whatever board I choose to visit.

And never once did I mention the OBR or the Rant.


Groupies I don't need, thank you.


Now excuse the adults here as we'd like to talk some football.
Hank the Tank
The Rock Ape of the Cape

BROWNS 2013 The Return to Glory Starts... Awwww crap just get it right for once.

Last edited 10/5/2009 11:01 PM by Hank the Tank

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Posted: 10/6/2009 5:40 AM

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I thought you quit on the Browns Hankkk.  Hankkk is a liar and a Raven fan.
Free PBT!
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Posted: 10/6/2009 8:13 AM

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Wasn't he a sales rep. for Amway?

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Posted: 10/6/2009 9:16 AM

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Dont you mean Scamway?
----MrQuinnsemissary wrote: ---------------

Wasn't he a sales rep. for Amway?

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Posted: 10/6/2009 10:20 AM

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Thanks guys, these Hank threads are some of the best things on the internet.

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Posted: 10/6/2009 10:23 AM

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What are you talking about? I only post in forums for adult men with you posting pictures of young girls that are not your children and you have a hand on their ass. Oh, wait... I do post in all your threads. My bad.
Hank the Tank wrote: Can't some of you jokers just stay in the OBR Rant instead of following me to every board I visit?
Free your mind and the rest will follow.
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Posted: 10/6/2009 11:17 AM

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Why do all the women in Hanks pictures either have their eyes closed, or have fear in their eyes?

 

 


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Posted: 10/6/2009 12:53 PM

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stainless wrote: What are you talking about? I only post in forums for adult men with you posting pictures of young girls that are not your children and you have a hand on their ass. Oh, wait... I do post in all your threads. My bad.
Hank the Tank wrote: Can't some of you jokers just stay in the OBR Rant instead of following me to every board I visit?
Folks, is there any stronger proof positive that OBR Rant folks, stainless for example, have been tokin up their stashes of potent hippie lettuce?

Particularily PitBullTerrier.  I'm sure there's a link in here somewhere to PBT's drug-brain addled Manifesto Of All Things Hank.

BTW:  I'm preparing my own "The Rest of The Story" (RIP Paul Harvey), to post up so you can all read MY side of that Ode to OBR Rant Stupidity.
Hank the Tank
The Rock Ape of the Cape

BROWNS 2013 The Return to Glory Starts... Awwww crap just get it right for once.
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Posted: 10/6/2009 1:55 PM

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stainless wrote: Buffalo fans, Hank is not here to talk about football. Hank is here to show pedophiles on the web that he has access to young girls (always in his photos) and can exchange/sell child porn. Delete this thread and ban this poster as the Browns boards have done.

Stainless your avatar is hilarious these days

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Posted: 10/6/2009 2:36 PM

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----DELAWAREVIKE wrote: ---------------

Why do all the women in Hanks pictures either have their eyes closed, or have fear in their eyes?

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It takes some adjusting to the light after Hankkk lets them out of the hole under his doublewide.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
"That's right Snausages." "It gets the hose again."
Free PBT!
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Posted: 10/6/2009 4:28 PM

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HanKKK y9u just don't get it you freaking dumb s hit. You are NOT the official ambassador to anything let a lone anything to do with the Browns. You are HATED by the Browns nation period. As long as you go around lying to people about yourself and claim that you're the official ambassador of the Browns you will be followed to let others know about you and all of your lies.

Have you fried any dogs lately in your car that you financed for 10 years? Yes that's right HanKKK did fry his dog by keeping in his car in the summer in Florida with the windows up. Ok now tell us how freaking smart you are now. You didn't even know that an animal will fry to death in a hot car down in Florida. How is roller skating thing going. Still post on that roller skating board.

You stop going to other teams boards falsely claiming that you're the ambassador of the dawg pound or anything Browns then you just might be left alone. You and yu a lone made your bed HanKKK, now you have to lie in it because after all it's a mess that you and only you created.




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Posted: 10/6/2009 8:38 PM

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Well there P.U. ..... oops I mean P.O.   Seems my continued audacity to consume planetary oxygen and share information with fans of other NFL teams really has you seeing giant green canaries, doesn't it.

Careful, that can't be good for your heart.
Hank the Tank
The Rock Ape of the Cape

BROWNS 2013 The Return to Glory Starts... Awwww crap just get it right for once.
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Posted: 10/6/2009 11:09 PM

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Hank the Tank wrote: Well there P.U. ..... oops I mean P.O.   Seems my continued audacity to consume planetary oxygen and share information with fans of other NFL teams really has you seeing giant green canaries, doesn't it.

Careful, that can't be good for your heart.
When you begin every paragraph with an "I", the only information you give out is about yourself, lard butt. And all the information they need about you comes from us and the Broward County Sheriff Department.

Now unless you have some more photos of your mother to post, shove off. Limp dick.
Free your mind and the rest will follow.
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Posted: 10/7/2009 5:43 AM

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 Heck I may just cancel my planned Sunday viewing of the game and take the family to a Orlando waterpark or something.


if anyone is in Orlando or even Florida... please alert the authorities over there

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

 

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