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There was a peach farmer from Clemson.  He wasnt a large scale farmer and only had a few peach trees.  When in season, he would pick a few baskets full and take them around to local office buildings and try to sell them.  He knocked on a few doors and sold a few peaches here and there. 
He came up to one office door and knocked on the door.  This very beautiful woman opens the door, asks "Can I help you?" 
The Clemson farmer said," Ma'am, I have some peaches for sale.  Would you like to buy some peaches?"  The woman looked at the farmer, hesitated a moment and then opened up her blouse. 
She asked, "Are your peaches as firm as these?"  The farmer, shocked and stuttering, said "Ye, Ye, Yes maam, these are ver, ver, very good peaches, ni, ni, ni, nice and firm pe, pe, peaches." 
The woman closed her blouse and again looked at the farmer.  She hestitated a moment and then hiked up her skirt and asked, "Are your peaches as fuzzy as this?" 
The farmer, again shocked and stuttering said," Ye, Ye, Yes maam, nice an fu, fu, fuzzy peaches.  Good and fir, fir, firm peaches." 
The woman let go of her skirt, said someone was coming, grabbed the farmer and pulled him inside her office slamming the door behind him.  She stood there looking hard at the farmer and then stripped her self of all of her clothes.  She stood in front of the farmer completely naked and asked, "Mister, what do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?" 
The farmer looked up and down and then up and down again.  Then told her, "Well maam, I guess I would have to say it is your ears." 
The woman asked in amazment, "My ears? Why do you say my ears?"
The farmer replied, "Well, when I was standing outside of your office and you said that someone was coming,  that was me!"