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Bill Self's Toupee

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Posted: 3/30/2008 6:20 PM

Bill Self's Toupee 


Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

1. Bob Stoops' Visor?
2. Bobby Knight's Red Shirt?
3. Kelvin Sampson's Red Tie?
4. Eddie Sutton's Scowl?
5. Jeff Capel's Facial Hair?

I think Bill Self's toupee is stronger than them all...
"The bridge at midnight trembles."
~Love Minus Zero, No Limit
        
    
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Posted: 3/31/2008 8:33 AM

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mark48 wrote: Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

I believe Longar Longar's self healing severed femur trumps Self's toupee.

meow

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Posted: 3/31/2008 8:35 AM

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thinskinnedpuzzy wrote:
mark48 wrote: Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

I believe Longar Longar's self healing severed femur trumps Self's toupee.

Poko????

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne
 

 

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Posted: 3/31/2008 8:42 AM

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thinskinnedpuzzy wrote:
mark48 wrote: Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

I believe Longar Longar's self healing severed femur trumps Self's toupee.

HE'S ALIVE!!!!



By the way, it wasn't Longar's femur, it was his fibula. Pretty darn near impossible to severe your femur.

Last edited 3/31/2008 8:50 AM by SoonerChamp03

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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:02 AM

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SoonerChamp03 wrote:


By the way, it wasn't Longar's femur, it was his fibula. Pretty darn near impossible to severe your femur.

That's what truly makes it a miracle.

hiss

meow

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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:04 AM

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My faith in humanity via internet is restored
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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:04 AM

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thinskinnedpuzzy wrote:
SoonerChamp03 wrote:


By the way, it wasn't Longar's femur, it was his fibula. Pretty darn near impossible to severe your femur.

That's what truly makes it a miracle.

hiss

Go away noob.

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne
 

 

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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:08 AM

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mark48 wrote: Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

1. Bob Stoops' Visor?
2. Bobby Knight's Red Shirt?
3. Kelvin Sampson's Red Tie?
4. Eddie Sutton's Scowl?
5. Jeff Capel's Facial Hair?
6. Sean Sutton's sweat beads?

I think Bill Self's toupee is stronger than them all...
Fixed it!!
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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:12 AM

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JDMT371 wrote:
Go away noob.

hissss..ack.. pfpfpfpfpffffffffft!

meow

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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:28 AM

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thinskinnedpuzzy wrote:
JDMT371 wrote:
Go away noob.

hissss..ack.. pfpfpfpfpffffffffft!

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne
 

 

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Posted: 3/31/2008 9:37 AM

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Bill Self's Toupee>Lou Holtz' lisp>Rick Majerus' fat rolls.
"The bridge at midnight trembles."
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Posted: 3/31/2008 10:57 AM

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mark48 wrote: Name the things in this world more powerful than Bill Self's Toupee:

1. Bob Stoops' Visor?
2. Bobby Knight's Red Shirt?
3. Kelvin Sampson's Red Tie?
4. Eddie Sutton's Scowl?
5. Jeff Capel's Facial Hair?

I think Bill Self's toupee is stronger than them all...
Easy... Rhode's man crush on said hair piece...

People in Edmond thought Sirens went off last night... but alas twas only Rhode going "off" for the Selfer...
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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Posted: 3/31/2008 12:44 PM

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John Rhode-Self. It does have a ring to it.
"The bridge at midnight trembles."
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Posted: 3/31/2008 4:37 PM

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Also, has anyone else noticed that Bobby Knight is wearing a pink shirt now? Pink isn't a color for generals!
"The bridge at midnight trembles."
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Posted: 4/3/2008 4:19 PM

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I kinda think Blake Griffens knees have special powers.
How about Manginos XXXXXXXL windbreaker?
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Posted: 4/3/2008 6:02 PM

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oh come on, it isnt a size over 5X
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Posted: 4/3/2008 6:43 PM

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Which is more powerful, Longar'sbrokenleg or Mangino'sbluewindbreaker?
"The bridge at midnight trembles."
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Posted: 4/3/2008 10:29 PM

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It makes me mad that Longar dominated us on a broken leg

However Manginos windbreaker helped get kansas an orange bowl win.

Ill take manginos Tarp over Longars leg
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Posted: 4/4/2008 8:55 AM

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I prefer Manginos velvet pants.
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Posted: 4/4/2008 3:41 PM

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capel's mexi-stache is very powerful...quite underated at #5 IMHO

Last edited 4/4/2008 3:41 PM by thepoker2

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