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Posted: 11/15/2012 7:43 AM
THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
JOINING P2000 AND TC. YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING ENOUGH TO ENTERTAIN ME. C'MON, PICK A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY OR START SOME OUTRAGEOUS RUMORS. START ACTING LIKE THE BGL. YOU'RE ALL HUNKERED DOWN HOLDING YOUR BREATH FOR SATURDAY. OTHER THAN SECTION DD, YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE REMOTEY, EQUIVOCATING, WHINEY, SMARMY, NUTLESS. FICK CHIP KELLEY AND THE QUACKS. WE ARE GOING TO RIP THEIR LIVERS OUT ON NATIONAL TV, AND USE THEIR GUTS TO GREASE THE TREADS OF OUR TANKS. DID WE QUIT WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!!!
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:03 AM
WE ARE GONNA KICK THE QUACKERS RIGHT IN THE BILL
You heard it here. Oregon is going to get a smacking in their f'ugly-@$$ piss yellow bill like they have never seen before - ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BALL.
Nobody is giving our guys much of a chance. Good. Let Oregon's egos get inflated. Let them think this team can't hold a candle to either the 2010 or 2011 BCS teams. Let them hear about how the line keeps moving up every day as more and more people pile onto the Quack Attack Bandwagon.
Skov has not been playing well and will take it as a personal challenge to step up and control the middle along with Lancaster, Tarpley, and Vaughters. Not only will Barner not want to run between the tackles, but the first WR who comes over the middle and doesn't have alligator arms is gonna need some serious smelling salts just to know what state he's still in.
The O-line is going to take the injury-depleted Oregon front 6/7/8 and knock them all the way over the hills to Corvallis so they can get an early start on healing up for Oregon State. If you thought Okie State's D-line was getting shoved around in the second half of the Fiesta Bowl, you ain't seen nothin yet. If you thought Volpe up the Middle was a lot of running, Taylor and Wilkerson are gonna need oxygen after every series. AND JUST WHEN THE DUCKS THINK WE'RE GONNA RUN BETWEEN THE TACKLES AGAIN AND SOME DUMBASS OREGON LB TRIES TO SHED HEWITT'S BLOCK, HE'S GONNA GO LONG JUST LIKE CASEY MOORE IN THE 2000 BIG GAME. F MIDDLE FOR 75 YARDS TO THE HOUSE.
OK yeah so I've had a little too much coffee this morning...BFD
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:08 AM
Re: WE ARE GONNA KICK THE QUACKERS RIGHT IN THE BILL
CHIP KELLEY... DEAD!
MARCUS MARIANE... DEAD!
KIKI THE WOMAN ABUSER... DEAD!
DAT THE DOPER... DEAD!
NEIDERMEYER... DEAD!
"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:09 AM
Re: WE ARE GONNA KICK THE QUACKERS ALRIGHT, NOW I'M
ALL JACKED UP!
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:12 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
johnnyo53 wrote: JOINING P2000 AND TC. YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING ENOUGH TO ENTERTAIN ME. C'MON, PICK A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY OR START SOME OUTRAGEOUS RUMORS. START ACTING LIKE THE BGL. YOU'RE ALL HUNKERED DOWN HOLDING YOUR BREATH FOR SATURDAY. OTHER THAN SECTION DD, YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE REMOTEY, EQUIVOCATING, WHINEY, SMARMY, NUTLESS. FICK CHIP KELLEY AND THE QUACKS. WE ARE GOING TO RIP THEIR LIVERS OUT ON NATIONAL TV, AND USE THEIR GUTS TO GREASE THE TREADS OF OUR TANKS. DID WE QUIT WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!!! I wish I could agree with you. But I just cant envision a way to beat the Ducks. Perhaps some very stupid gesture....
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:13 AM
Re: WE ARE GONNA KICK THE QUACKERS RIGHT IN THE BILL
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:25 AM
HEY COACH KELLY. I FOUND YOUR QUARTERBACK.
 "And Coach, why are you wearing Cardinal?" "I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone that doesn't believe anything." - David St. Hubbins |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:31 AM
COACH, I JUST LOVE THE NEW UNIFORMS FROM UNCLE PHIL!
"I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone that doesn't believe anything." - David St. Hubbins |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:36 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. MUST BE
YOUR KAL ISSUES. POSTING HERE IS A STUPID GESTURE. JUST ASK THE PREMIES. WHERE IS THE EFFING HARBAUGH SPIRIT? HAVE YOU JUST BOUGHT INTO THE FULL SHAW? WE AREN'T EVEN 41 POINY DOGS LIKE WE WERE TO PETEY. GET YOUR FICKING MIND RIGHT LUKE!
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 8:50 AM
Hey !!!! ITS YOUR FAULT IF T'DOME IS NOW THE CHURCH LADY's
KNITTING CIRCLE 1) You went all soft on us posting something "good" about the fowl and linking to a heartwarming story about one of their flock. Even though you were right to see the story as a young man being a good example and all, there is no place for that nonsense in T'dome. If you wanna commend the young man -- even though he is a duck firchissakes -- post it in France. Or better yet, write a letter signed "Mommy Doc." 2) You are the leader of this rag tag online community. Step up! Lead! Don't give us any of that DS press conference BS. Seriously, I almost expect the next thing I see from you will be a post in France announcing that you are coming over there because "TDomers are just not executing."  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:02 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
38-34 Good Guys. We create 5 turnovers and have to overcome a couple of horrible calls by the refs! Tackling by our back 7 is the key to victory and we will once again SHOCK THE WORLD!!
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:09 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
johnnyo53 wrote:
JOINING P2000 AND TC. Does that mean you're going to spend your time trolling the Bootboard for Quackers and REMOTEYS? |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:36 AM
Re: Hey !!!! ITS YOUR FAULT IF T'DOME IS NOW THE WRONG
IT WASN'T THE YOUNG MAN BEING A GOOD EXAMPLE AS MUCH AS IT WAS ABOUT BLACK FATHER BEING A GOOD EXAMPLE, AND I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT BEING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. YOU CAN'T DOUBT MY HARD EDGE OR TDOME CREDIBILITY, SO I ASSUME YOU'RE JOKING.
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:37 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.NO, I'LL NEVER GO BACK TO THE
OPEN OR PREMIE BOARDS. MY WORD IS BANK.
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:44 AM
Re: Hey !!!! ITS YOUR FAULT IF T'DOME IS NOW THE WRONG
Of course I am joking -- well, jus sayin'....
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Posted: 11/15/2012 11:24 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
LAND YOU MOTHERFVERKERS!! GOT MY 10 GAUGE MARKET GUN AND GONNA GROUND SLUICE THE WHOLE FLOCK. AFTER THE SLAUGHTER TAKING TC TO THE RED LION AND WE'RE GOING COUGAR KILLIN.  |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 11:33 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
Duckie, you get the Cougar with one leg who goes by the name of Solo.
"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
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Posted: 11/15/2012 11:39 AM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
Hold on there, I remember when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor, and then were joined by those other little guy's that were famous for saying, "ah so" and smiling and lieing at the same time. With the American spirit we got off the floor and kicke their collective rasses. And then made christans out of them. So, wait a minute as it is always calmer before the storm. I am sure this comming weekend's comments will fill the blanks on this board.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 11:53 AM
# things in life to count on
Death
Taxes (and a lot more with our two termed Socialist)
Red's spelling
"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
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Posted: 11/15/2012 12:08 PM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
"My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear."
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Posted: 11/15/2012 12:51 PM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
and her winglady, Trio - 3 boobed Betty boop is all yours.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:03 PM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. MUST BE
johnnyo53 wrote: YOUR KAL ISSUES. POSTING HERE IS A STUPID GESTURE. JUST ASK THE PREMIES. WHERE IS THE EFFING HARBAUGH SPIRIT? HAVE YOU JUST BOUGHT INTO THE FULL SHAW? WE AREN'T EVEN 41 POINY DOGS LIKE WE WERE TO PETEY. GET YOUR FICKING MIND RIGHT LUKE! I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOU BACK IN THE BALLGAME DOC.  I PLAN TO TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME STANFORD SCORES. HOPE TO BE BOMBED BY MIDWAY THROUGH THE SECOND. THERE - HOW IS THAT. |
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:07 PM
I'll take my lead from Belushi
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:46 PM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. MUST BE
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BUT I NEVER LEFT!
"...I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
Jack Handy
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:52 PM
Re: THIS BOARD IS DEAD. I QUIT.
johnnyo53 wrote: DID WE QUIT WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!!! No, but France did.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 5:59 PM
ALRIGHT IM IN!!!
WE SHOCK THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL UNIVERSE AND NOT ONLY WALK OUT OF AUTZEN VICTORIOUS, WE SHOW MERCY ON CHIP AND PLAY THE WALK-ONS IN QUARTER 4.
OREGON NEVER RECOVERS--GOES ON TO LOSE CIVIL WAR AND THE ALAMO BOWL TO TEXAS TECH.
STANFORD DRAWS WISCONSIN FOR THE GRANDDADDY AND EXACTS SOME REVENGE FOR 2000. CARDINAL DRIVES DOWN THE FIELD IN THE FINAL MINUTE AND MOVES INSIDE THE 10. SHAW TRIES TO SEND IN THE FG UNIT BUT HOGAN DOESNT KNOW THAT PART OF THE PLAYBOOK, SO HE CALLS AN AUDIBLE FOR GAME-WINNING TOUCHDOWN.
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Posted: 11/15/2012 9:30 PM
In English, the compound adjective is "two-term."
Want to add a fourth thing to your list? :)
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Posted: 11/16/2012 7:58 AM
Re: HEY COACH KELLY. I FOUND YOUR QUARTERBACK.
"I stared down the Grim Reaper and made him blink. I'll welch where I want when I want." - beavermobile
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Posted: 11/16/2012 9:49 AM
Hey dumbazz Duck
Stanford DOESN'T HAVE A MASCOT. THE TREE IS A FIGMENT OF THE BAND. ERGO, YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF A BUNCH OF NERDY MUSICIANS. TYPICAL DUMB DUCK. YOU DO HAVE A NICE CAMPUS FOR A JUNIOR COLLEGE THOUGH. 63 wrote:  "I ambushed you with a cup of coffee."
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Posted: 11/16/2012 10:03 AM
Plus.....
Everyone knows tree cutting in OR = murder. There might be a spotted owl living there after all. Keep posting like this and you will find your self sitting with the Band -- banned from your own state.
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