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GSU poster can't back up own lame smack

Posted: 8/25/2014 8:23 PM

GSU poster can't back up own lame smack 


Originally Posted by oldfart of gsufans.com

BREAKING NEWS:
N.C. STATE football practice was delayed for nearly 2 hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head football coach Dave Doeren immediately suspended practice and called in both police as well as federal investigators. After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the substance in the near future.

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

Last edited 8/31/2014 9:45 AM by Planet Boulder

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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:27 PM

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Wasn't this joke around in the 80's.

Posted: 8/25/2014 8:28 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: Originally Posted by oldfart of gsufans.com

BREAKING NEWS:
N.C. STATE football practice was delayed for nearly 2 hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head football coach Dave Doeren immediately suspended practice and called in both police as well as federal investigators. After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the substance in the near future.
Bless your heart.

I guess recycled jokes from 10 years ago take awhile to reach the FBS level schools.
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:30 PM

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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:34 PM

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Now see this is where we are going to miss tOTF the most.

 

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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:39 PM

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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:40 PM

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It's gonna be fun watching our guys find the end zone about 6-7 times against y'all's sorry *** Saturday.

Posted: 8/25/2014 8:40 PM

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Wuffey wrote: Now see this is where we are going to miss tOTF the most.
Exactly what I thought when I saw this.
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:40 PM

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So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel Cathy President Chick-Fil-A [1]
Zach McLeroy founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townley founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane Bailey Clothing Designer.
Thomas Bryant Former CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson Foster Baltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind Moreland Former NFL cornerback
Fred Stokes Former NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee Thomas Former NFL defensive back
J. J. Wilcox Dallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
DDB

"<wralsports> we cover unc/state the same way".
"<FOXsport> 187 you have a gutter mouth and no class"



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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:42 PM

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You know your program is down when 1aa fans come in an start talking smack
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:43 PM

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And?
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:47 PM

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"After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

Posted: 8/25/2014 8:49 PM

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If you've never heard it then I'm gonna guess that you're about 12 years old.
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--- GSUsTALON wrote:

"After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)



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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:50 PM

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DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel Cathy President Chick-Fil-A [1]
Zach McLeroy founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townley founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane Bailey Clothing Designer.
Thomas Bryant Former CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson Foster Baltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind Moreland Former NFL cornerback
Fred Stokes Former NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee Thomas Former NFL defensive back
J. J. Wilcox Dallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
True, but they also produced: Cole Swindell and Luke Bryan (we can claim Scotty McCreery).
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:52 PM

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PotHole wrote:
DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel Cathy President Chick-Fil-A [1]
Zach McLeroy founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townley founder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane Bailey Clothing Designer.
Thomas Bryant Former CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson Foster Baltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind Moreland Former NFL cornerback
Fred Stokes Former NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee Thomas Former NFL defensive back
J. J. Wilcox Dallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
True, but they also produced: Cole Swindell and Luke Bryan (we can claim Scotty McCreery).
We've got John Mf'n Tesh ...
DDB

"<wralsports> we cover unc/state the same way".
"<FOXsport> 187 you have a gutter mouth and no class"



Posted: 8/25/2014 8:53 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: "After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)

what's really funny is you've never heard a joke…but I have never heard of your JV school...

Posted: 8/25/2014 8:53 PM

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Whether he's heard it or not I'm gonna guess he's about 12 years old. disbelief
ColtonWolf wrote:

If you've never heard it then I'm gonna guess that you're about 12 years old.
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--- GSUsTALON wrote:

"After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)



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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:56 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: "After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)

There is handicap parking located around the stadium, just put your GSU diploma on your dash and you should be fine.
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Posted: 8/25/2014 8:58 PM

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So this glorified high school fan is the only one of the whole bunch who knows someone with a computer and a copy of Knute Rockne's Knee-slappers?

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference

Mark Twain

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:00 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: "After he FBI conducted a complete chemical analysis, it was determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice immediately
resumed after agents determined that the team would be unlikely to encounter the
substance in the near future."

Recycled or not I never heard it & what's funny is funny no matter what the era was. I guess you’ve heard it before from other teams playing N.C. State and it strikes a nerve because the Inference is true. (Ironic)

A. I do not believe that you know what "inference" means
B. I do not believe that you know what "irony" is
C. I do not believe that you quite know how to react when your father refers to your mother as "his favorite sister"

Whatever the hell a "GSU" is, feel free to go back to it, Cletus.

"The cheating was minimal during the 93-97 period, it got much worse later" -- John "Mule ****er" Swofford admitting to cheating during his reign at UNC-CH

Last edited 8/25/2014 9:01 PM by Planet Boulder

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:00 PM

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DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel CathyPresident Chick-Fil-A[1]
Zach McLeroyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townleyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane BaileyClothing Designer.
Thomas BryantFormer CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson FosterBaltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind MorelandFormer NFL cornerback
Fred StokesFormer NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee ThomasFormer NFL defensive back
J. J. WilcoxDallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
DDB states  - And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Your right we haven't sent a lot of players to the NFL. We concentrated on the team concept, played for 8 National Championships, WON 6, and own most of the FCS records in the playoffs. NOW I'm sure that N.C.S. has sent plenty to the NFL but where has that gotten you? Where were those NFL super stares last year when you went 3 - 9?

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:05 PM

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They were in the NFL winning Super Bowls and playing in Pro Bowls. But while they were here, they played against and beat teams like Clemson, FSU, UNC, and Louisville. Play real teams before you talk **** you **** knob.

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--- GSUsTALON wrote:


DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel CathyPresident Chick-Fil-A[1]
Zach McLeroyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townleyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane BaileyClothing Designer.
Thomas BryantFormer CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson FosterBaltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind MorelandFormer NFL cornerback
Fred StokesFormer NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee ThomasFormer NFL defensive back
J. J. WilcoxDallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
DDB states  - And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Your right we haven't sent a lot of players to the NFL. We concentrated on the team concept, played for 8 National Championships, WON 6, and own most of the FCS records in the playoffs. NOW I'm sure that N.C.S. has sent plenty to the NFL but where has that gotten you? Where were those NFL super stares last year when you went 3 - 9?

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:07 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: Where were those NFL super stares last year when you went 3 - 9?
Super stares?


DDB

"<wralsports> we cover unc/state the same way".
"<FOXsport> 187 you have a gutter mouth and no class"



Posted: 8/25/2014 9:09 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote:
DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel CathyPresident Chick-Fil-A[1]
Zach McLeroyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townleyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane BaileyClothing Designer.
Thomas BryantFormer CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson FosterBaltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind MorelandFormer NFL cornerback
Fred StokesFormer NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee ThomasFormer NFL defensive back
J. J. WilcoxDallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
DDB states  - And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Your right we haven't sent a lot of players to the NFL. We concentrated on the team concept, played for 8 National Championships, WON 6, and own most of the FCS records in the playoffs. NOW I'm sure that N.C.S. has sent plenty to the NFL but where has that gotten you? Where were those NFL super stares last year when you went 3 - 9?
congratulations… you guys were the tallest midget 6 times. No one in the free world cares. I am not getting into a conversation with a freakin Georgia South guy…. or whoever this lame team we are playing this weekend...
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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:13 PM

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This means a lot coming from a fan whose football team thinks the forward pass is a trick play.

We can even curse other teams from afar.  - rswilli2

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:16 PM

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ColtonWolf wrote:
They were in the NFL winning Super Bowls and playing in Pro Bowls. But while they were here, they played against and beat teams like Clemson, FSU, UNC, and Louisville. Play real teams before you talk **** you **** knob.

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--- GSUsTALON wrote:


DiverDownBrian wrote:

So I did a bit of research ... GSU's most famous alumni:

Apparently they like chicken:

Name Class year Notability References
Daniel CathyPresident Chick-Fil-A[1]
Zach McLeroyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Tony Townleyfounder Zaxby's Restaurant
Diane BaileyClothing Designer.
Thomas BryantFormer CEO of TempurPedic.

And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Jayson FosterBaltimore Ravens wide receiver, Walter Payton Award winner
Earthwind MorelandFormer NFL cornerback
Fred StokesFormer NFL defensive end, Super Bowl XXVI champion
Kiwaukee ThomasFormer NFL defensive back
J. J. WilcoxDallas Cowboys Safety, second round draft pick 2012
DDB states  - And they suck at putting people in the NFL [Catawba has a longer list]:

Your right we haven't sent a lot of players to the NFL. We concentrated on the team concept, played for 8 National Championships, WON 6, and own most of the FCS records in the playoffs. NOW I'm sure that N.C.S. has sent plenty to the NFL but where has that gotten you? Where were those NFL super stares last year when you went 3 - 9?

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ColtonWolf wrote:
They were in the NFL winning Super Bowls and playing in Pro Bowls.

Interesting, I'm sure those NFL caliber players helped secure you many National Championships. Its the old big me little team your players have on their mind. (3-9)

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:18 PM

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GSUsTALON wrote: ...
Does your employer know you are playing on the computer at work?

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mcdonaldsfeature.jpg
"Problems cannot be solved by the level of awareness that created them."   Albert Einstein

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:27 PM

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B1GD4DDY wrote:
GSUsTALON wrote: ...
Does your employer know you are playing on the computer at work?

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mcdonaldsfeature.jpg
No, the fry machine is broken.


THE TRUTH! Please are those players you sent to the NFL still  eligible for you to use for this game? 

http://cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/acc/north_carolina_state/coaching_records.php

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:29 PM

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don't tell him about the library burning down.
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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:29 PM

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B1GD4DDY wrote:
GSUsTALON wrote: ...
Does your employer know you are playing on the computer at work?

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mcdonaldsfeature.jpg
I think this teenager is funny for trying to talk smack, but my grandfather used the the fast food/pizza delivery joke in in the 80's. noidea

 

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:41 PM

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Does (THE TRUTH) hurt that much? Have you ever thought about dropping down to FCS?

(THE TRUTH) - Please see NCS web site I listed below!

http://cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/acc/north_carolina_state/coaching_records.php

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

Last edited 8/25/2014 9:44 PM by GSUsTALON

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:46 PM

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I think we could put Roman Gabriel, Torry Holt, Mike Quick, Ray Robinson, Jim Ritcher, and the white shoes defense out there RIGHT NOW, and beat y'all by 30.
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B1GD4DDY wrote:
GSUsTALON wrote: ...
Does your employer know you are playing on the computer at work?

http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mcdonaldsfeature.jpg
No, the fry machine is broken.


THE TRUTH! Please are those players you sent to the NFL still  eligible for you to use for this game? 

cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_...ing_records.php

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:48 PM

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I can remember App State's fans coming in off their first natty talking a bunch of smack.

App had about 60 yds total offense into the 4th qtr, and we went 3-9 that year, too.

I figure about 2pm Saturday is the last we'll hear from mrs. talon.

"Every single day, in every walk of life, ordinary people do extraordinary things.!!"

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:50 PM

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This bastage did not just go all NCS espn graphic up in here!

Did your nattys even make espn3? Bumped by cricket?

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--- GSUsTALON wrote:

Does (THE TRUTH) hurt that much? Have you ever thought about dropping down to FCS?

(THE TRUTH) - Please see NCS web site I listed below!

cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_...ing_records.php

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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:50 PM

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wulfpackbaseball9 wrote:

I can remember App State's fans coming in off their first natty talking a bunch of smack.

App had about 60 yds total offense into the 4th qtr, and we went 3-9 that year, too.

I figure about 2pm Saturday is the last we'll hear from mrs. talon.

I remember that game like it was yesterday. I don't they even had a 1st down in the first quarter... (I'm sure they did but never got close to the redzone. I don't remember passing the ball hardly neither. Ran almost the whole time... talk about getting hopes up...
"He pulled out too quick"
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Posted: 8/25/2014 9:50 PM

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GSU, are you ready for that Chesterfield?

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:52 PM

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Come on, we know App would have won that game if they had backup QB in the whole time!!!!!!1111
theNCSUman wrote:
wulfpackbaseball9 wrote:

I can remember App State's fans coming in off their first natty talking a bunch of smack.

App had about 60 yds total offense into the 4th qtr, and we went 3-9 that year, too.

I figure about 2pm Saturday is the last we'll hear from mrs. talon.

I remember that game like it was yesterday. I don't they even had a 1st down in the first quarter... (I'm sure they did but never got close to the redzone. I don't remember passing the ball hardly neither. Ran almost the whole time... talk about getting hopes up...

Posted: 8/25/2014 9:59 PM

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I think that was the game where we had the QB and RB so scared they were puking at the line. Here's one of those power house 1aa players meeting an NFL RB.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhc2yzrwGZ0


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--- wulfpackbaseball9 wrote:

I can remember App State's fans coming in off their first natty talking a bunch of smack.

App had about 60 yds total offense into the 4th qtr, and we went 3-9 that year, too.

I figure about 2pm Saturday is the last we'll hear from mrs. talon.



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Posted: 8/25/2014 10:00 PM

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wulfpackbaseball9 wrote:

I can remember App State's fans coming in off their first natty talking a bunch of smack.

App had about 60 yds total offense into the 4th qtr, and we went 3-9 that year, too.

I figure about 2pm Saturday is the last we'll hear from mrs. talon.

App St - Bwha, ha, ha

Spread Option Teams are
Out weighed, but never out played!

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Posted: 8/25/2014 10:00 PM

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Goodness, lets just call it as it is.  We had a rough year with a first year coach who was left with a bare cupboard by the previous staff.  We have high hopes but there are still a lot of questions.  GSU is in a similar boat with a new offense this year, they've been a powerhouse like App State in their division so they come to play with the big boys with high hopes.  Anyone who could question the team ball and family of State doesn't really know who WE are, likewise we dont know much about GSU.  Truth is, State should carry more and better talent than a college just moving into the big show.....and typically, as with ASU in one of their big championship years they came to Carter Finley and took a handy beating.  But hey, maybe they'll ride in high off last years Florida win and give us a game.
"Be a dreamer. If you don't know how to dream, you're dead" - Jim Valvano

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