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RE: The Legend of Big Rich

Posted: 1/15/2013 10:59 AM

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wuffapotamus wrote: Lance Armstrong just admitted to Oprah he was doping by drinking Big Rich's sweat.
No, that is how Lance cured his cancer.  The lingering effects were seven Tour De France titles.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:03 AM

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"Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of THE RICH on the poor" --Thomas Jefferson
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:06 AM

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Big Rich granted the genie in the bottle three wishes.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:12 AM

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The Beatles are changed their song "I am the Walrus" to "I am BIG RICH".
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:15 AM

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Green Lanterns changed their oath

"In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape his sight.

Let those who worship evil's might,

Beware his power, Big Rich's might!!!

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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:17 AM

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In our religion we celebrate Richard Howells Beardthday
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:19 AM

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Big Rich has squeezed blood from a turnip.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 11:57 AM

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The dalai lama goes to big rich for life coaching.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:00 PM

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Dr. Ruth asked Big Rich.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:01 PM

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Richie Rich has a Big Rich door poster.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:04 PM

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Big Rich is The Chosen One.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:06 PM

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Big Rich won Top Chef on the first quickfire.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:07 PM

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Big Rich has a timeshare at El Dorado.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:08 PM

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Latest Big Rich quote. "Veni, vidi, reboundi."
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:09 PM

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Tami pays Big Rich for "fundraising"
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:16 PM

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Richard Howell once sold oceanfront property in Arizona.

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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:27 PM

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Big Rich invented the internet.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:27 PM

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On the eighth day, God created basketball,
and Big Rich to rule and govern over it.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:29 PM

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The basketball hall of fame lawn is groomed to look like RH's beard.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:31 PM

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Big Rich is on standby just in case Jack Bauer fails.

Freddy and Jason have Big Rich nightmares.

Big Rich stops Bo Jackson for a lose on Super Tecmo Bowl.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:33 PM

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Big Rich stepped on some tar and they naned a university after that.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:37 PM

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When Big Rich drives the lane, he uses his BPS (Beard Positioning System).
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:38 PM

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Big Rich once killed 3 birds with 1 stone.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:41 PM

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Stonehinge, Easter Island.....The Great Pryamids of Eygpt. Well, Big Rich does not believe in idle hands.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:42 PM

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While inspecting the bottom of his sneakers during a timeout, Big Rich found two point guards and a small forward from previous games.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:45 PM

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The police stopped Big Rich one night. He let them off with a warning.
I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:52 PM

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In honor of Big Rich, Dunkin' Donuts is soon to reopen as Reboundin' Donuts.


(Ok, that one's kind of stupid.)
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Posted: 1/15/2013 12:55 PM

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WOLFDAC wrote: Dr. Ruth asked Big Rich.

..and he told her size does matter.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 1:20 PM

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What evil lurks in the hearts of men?  Only Big Rich knows.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 1:27 PM

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Rumor has it Big Rich is so well endowed that he has a special urinal in the locker room mounted 2 feet down into the floor.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 1:48 PM

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PicklePacker wrote: Rumor has it Big Rich is so well endowed that he has a special urinal in the locker room mounted 2 feet down into the floor.
Cricket...cricket...cricket...cricket...cricket

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Posted: 1/15/2013 2:41 PM

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Lute Olson was just awarded the Richard Howell national coaching great of the week award.

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Posted: 1/15/2013 2:53 PM

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We pledge allegiance to the beard, of Richard Fn Howell, and to the rebound for which he grabs, for the Nation under Yow, undeniable, the baddest bad *** of all
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Posted: 1/15/2013 2:56 PM

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Eight2Eight wrote: Richard Howell once won a connect 4 game in three moves
LOL
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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:00 PM

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Richard Howell can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:01 PM

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Richard howell sinks battleships without saying a word

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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:02 PM

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Richard Howell can build a snowman out of rain.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:06 PM

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Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell both graduated from the Richard Howell School of Rebounding.
Richard created the school prior to being born.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:06 PM

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turfmanpack wrote: We pledge allegiance to the beard, of Richard Fn Howell, and to the rebound for which he grabs, for the Nation under Yow, undeniable, the baddest bad *** of all

Nicely done.
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Posted: 1/15/2013 3:07 PM

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Two hunters are camping in a clearing in the woods. The earth shakes and trees crash to the ground as a man riding an enormous grizzly bear emerges from the dark. He slaps the bear upside the head and the bear kneels down so he can dismount. As he walks toward their fire the two hunters can see he is about 7 feet tall with a huge muscled, cut and shredded physique. He grabs their iron pot of steaming hot stew from the fire and swallows it in one gulp, grabs the the coffe pot and drains the boiling contents to wash it all down. He takes their rifles and uses them for toothpicks. He gets back on the bear, slaps it upside the head again and the bear rises up. The man turns to the two hunters and says, "Boys I hate to just eat and run, but I gotta go because Richard Howell is chasing me through these woods."

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