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The Legend of Big Rich
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- WOLFDAC
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:15 AM
The Legend of Big Rich
Have some fun Norris style.
Big Rich does not sweat, he sweats windex.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:18 AM
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Richard Howell stories
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:18 AM
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Then Windex should close all their factories cause that Mofo sweats a year's supply every game. Just squeeze it out of the pads they use to wipe the court down.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:20 AM
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That's not sweat, it's a home grown suit of armor that allow Duke un-called fouls to just bounce off of him with no effect.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:21 AM
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Girls don't break up with Richard Howell for fear of his re bound
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:23 AM
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You could wring a pint of saline solution from that beard.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:25 AM
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Big Rich's beard once got a triple double.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:26 AM
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The Incredible Hulk wears Richard Howell pajamas.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:26 AM
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Even Richard Howell's reflection fears him
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:27 AM
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Opposing offenses are designed around his perspiration trail.
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Right or wrong I'm here to fight. Unless you run away with fright. And if you wonder who I be, it's me it's me, it's Ernest T. Whoo hoo.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:27 AM
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wolfbite72 wrote: Even Richard Howell's reflection fears him Big Rich's mirrors clean themselves. Life long Wolfpack Fan....Alumni Class of 1989
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:28 AM
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The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Richard Howell
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:29 AM
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Big Rich's car has no windsheild wipers.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:29 AM
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Howell is one half man, one half animal, and one half monster.
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ManBearPig, of sorts...
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:30 AM
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Richard Howell once took a Spring Break trip to the Virgin Islands
Theyre now just known as "The Islands"
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:30 AM
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Sasquatches report Big Rich sightings
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:31 AM
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At team luncheons he sits by himself muttering an unknown dialect.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:35 AM
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During work outs, Big Rich doesn't do push ups......he pushes the Earth down.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:36 AM
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Richard Howell can, in fact, divide by zero
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:38 AM
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....at halftime, Big Rich cleaned the outside of the PNC.....because he can.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:39 AM
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....during the fray, Big Rich polished wheelchair guys glasses.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:39 AM
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He likes his meat... raw.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:39 AM
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WolfPackIsBack wrote: Richard Howell can, in fact, divide by zero It's not so much that he can, but that nobody would dare say anything to him about it even if he couldn't. |
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:40 AM
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Big Rich once strangled someone with a cordless phone
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:42 AM
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Big Rich once did a wheelie on a unicycle
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:43 AM
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Big Rich makes a scrumptious chip dip comprised primarily of dill weed.
People savor the taste without so much as a snicker.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:45 AM
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Richard Howell routinely goes into McDonalds with no shoes or shirt and he always gets served.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:45 AM
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Richard Howell counted to infinity...twice
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:47 AM
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He once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:48 AM
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Big Rich prefers to play with medicine balls, but even he has to play by the rules......sometimes.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:48 AM
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The week after the NCAA Championship game in April, Rich will be on a Windex commercial.
Tom Ross is just like Pinocchio.
1.He is a puppet.
2.He tells lies.
Last edited 1/13/2013 11:48 AM by 55blue
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:49 AM
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Cuba imports cigars from Richard Howell
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:51 AM
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On cold days people come from miles around just to catch a glimpse his breath.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 11:52 AM
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Big Rich took a nap on the beach and the Tide waited until he was done.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:02 PM
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Going out on a limb and trying to be creative.
Richard Howell doesn't get cheap foul calls, his sweat drops alone can break ankles...
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:15 PM
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Prime Numbers are numbers that can only be divided by 1 and by Richard Howell.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:30 PM
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Rebound is a noun to Big Rich, it's his place.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:31 PM
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When you look up "rebound" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Big Rich.
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:32 PM
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W0lfm4n wrote: Going out on a limb and trying to be creative.
Richard Howell doesn't get cheap foul calls, his sweat drops alone can break ankles... Big Rich's sweat can play defense by itself. Life long Wolfpack Fan....Alumni Class of 1989
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Posted: 1/13/2013 12:33 PM
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Big Rich told Destiny to wait.
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