MrBernieLomax wrote:

CousinMethie wrote: I'm 28, dating a 21 year old.

I nailed everything you posted except where I live in KC.

That fits your exact age matrix.

Divide your age by two, then subtract 7.

TaTownBacker wrote:

So you’re moving to KC in a few weeks.  Just cruised down the hill with your boys, the world in your oyster.  You’re probably still bumming around Lawrence and hanging around Apt Pools.  Your lease is going through the end of July and then you’ll move on to conquer KC.  A suave Loft, a leased 3 Series and a cool $117.43 in your checking account.


Who leases a 3-series right out of KU?   I would say people keep driving their used Honda or whatever-beater-you-graduated with.

K-State Kal and Boys getting ready to STOMP some Gheyhawks!:

I think you're more likely to see these dudes in Olathe or Shawnee

 

 

Women

Very, very important.  DO NOT DATE ANYONE!  Did I make myself clear?  You have plenty of time to settle down and get married.  Plenty of time.  Hang out with your buddies and soak up that time.  Before you know it you’ll be 32 years old slugging down 5 beers in 20 minutes as your wait for your 5:30 PM Minsky’s Pizza pie to feed your brood with.

You should date NO ONE until you hit about age 28-29 and then start dating girls 5 years younger than you.


Hard to have sex with girls you aren't dating.  At least that's been my experience.


Stick with chicks in their early 20’s until you find the right one.

Lotsa competition for good looking girls in their early 20s

Stay away from the following:

Junction City J’Nae- See above. Aka a Dream Killer.   Stay far, far away from her.  She’s a small town white girl who went to KSU even though her name is generally reserved for black women.  She and her pack of friends will come man hunting inside your turf about once or twice a year with the hope of latching onto to someone.  She is extremely fertile, teaches Grade 5 in some Blue Valley School,

I made this mistake, met a Stater when I was 23.   Call her "Angie"   Typical Stater:  plain Jane with a nice body who liked to screw, would blow you, and not complain about much.    Unfortunately like most Staters she essentially tried to move into my house with me despite having 2 buddies living with me.   She also guilted me into attending a wedding in her ******* small Kansas town and tried to introduce me to all 250 blokes there.   AS IF.   It ended after 6 months when she offered to help me do yardwork one time.  I told her I was too focused on my career.   But not too focus to play in my basketball leagues, go out every weekend nite, travel the country or watch endless sporting events.

 

Lawrence

Early and often.  Lock up some season football tickets and a good parking space.  Head up there on Friday after work and throw your weight around at The Hawk.  Don’t let yourself think anyone is making fun of you for being old.  F the haters.  You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way).

Disagree here, Lawrence is for college people not young adults.   KC is way better at this age.   Travel as much as you can, it's more interesting than re-hashing your 4 years at KU at every bar you used to frequent.   Those dudes who came back all the time were losers.

Is that the loser who just molested all those kids in Blue Springs?

 

TaTownBacker wrote:

So you’re moving to KC in a few weeks.  Just cruised down the hill with your boys, the world in your oyster.  You’re probably still bumming around Lawrence and hanging around Apt Pools.  Your lease is going through the end of July and then you’ll move on to conquer KC.  A suave Loft, a leased 3 Series and a cool $117.43 in your checking account.


Who leases a 3-series right out of KU?   I would say people keep driving their used Honda or whatever-beater-you-graduated with.




K-State Kal and Boys getting ready to STOMP some Gheyhawks!:

I think you're more likely to see these dudes in Olathe or Shawnee

 

 

Women

Very, very important.  DO NOT DATE ANYONE!  Did I make myself clear?  You have plenty of time to settle down and get married.  Plenty of time.  Hang out with your buddies and soak up that time.  Before you know it you’ll be 32 years old slugging down 5 beers in 20 minutes as your wait for your 5:30 PM Minsky’s Pizza pie to feed your brood with.

You should date NO ONE until you hit about age 28-29 and then start dating girls 5 years younger than you.


Hard to have sex with girls you aren't dating.  At least that's been my experience.


Stick with chicks in their early 20’s until you find the right one.

Lotsa competition for good looking girls in their early 20s

Stay away from the following:

Junction City J’Nae- See above. Aka a Dream Killer.   Stay far, far away from her.  She’s a small town white girl who went to KSU even though her name is generally reserved for black women.  She and her pack of friends will come man hunting inside your turf about once or twice a year with the hope of latching onto to someone.  She is extremely fertile, teaches Grade 5 in some Blue Valley School,



I made this mistake, met a Stater when I was 23.   Call her "Angie"   Typical Stater:  plain Jane with a nice body who liked to screw, would blow you, and not complain about much.    Unfortunately like most Staters she essentially tried to move into my house with me despite having 2 buddies living with me.   She also guilted me into attending a wedding in her ******* small Kansas town and tried to introduce me to all 250 blokes there.   AS IF.   It ended after 6 months when she offered to help me do yardwork one time.  I told her I was too focused on my career.   But not too focus to play in my basketball leagues, go out every weekend nite, travel the country or watch endless sporting events.

 

Lawrence

Early and often.  Lock up some season football tickets and a good parking space.  Head up there on Friday after work and throw your weight around at The Hawk.  Don’t let yourself think anyone is making fun of you for being old.  F the haters.  You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way).

Disagree here, Lawrence is for college people not young adults.   KC is way better at this age.   Travel as much as you can, it's more interesting than re-hashing your 4 years at KU at every bar you used to frequent.   Those dudes who came back all the time were losers.

Is that the loser who just molested all those kids in Blue Springs?

 

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So if I read this correctly, your career is in yardwork?

MikeStinkey wrote:

TaTownBacker wrote:

So you’re moving to KC in a few weeks.  Just cruised down the hill with your boys, the world in your oyster.  You’re probably still bumming around Lawrence and hanging around Apt Pools.  Your lease is going through the end of July and then you’ll move on to conquer KC.  A suave Loft, a leased 3 Series and a cool $117.43 in your checking account.


Who leases a 3-series right out of KU?   I would say people keep driving their used Honda or whatever-beater-you-graduated with.

K-State Kal and Boys getting ready to STOMP some Gheyhawks!:

I think you're more likely to see these dudes in Olathe or Shawnee

 

 

Women

Very, very important.  DO NOT DATE ANYONE!  Did I make myself clear?  You have plenty of time to settle down and get married.  Plenty of time.  Hang out with your buddies and soak up that time.  Before you know it you’ll be 32 years old slugging down 5 beers in 20 minutes as your wait for your 5:30 PM Minsky’s Pizza pie to feed your brood with.

You should date NO ONE until you hit about age 28-29 and then start dating girls 5 years younger than you.


Hard to have sex with girls you aren't dating.  At least that's been my experience.


Stick with chicks in their early 20’s until you find the right one.

Lotsa competition for good looking girls in their early 20s

Stay away from the following:

Junction City J’Nae- See above. Aka a Dream Killer.   Stay far, far away from her.  She’s a small town white girl who went to KSU even though her name is generally reserved for black women.  She and her pack of friends will come man hunting inside your turf about once or twice a year with the hope of latching onto to someone.  She is extremely fertile, teaches Grade 5 in some Blue Valley School,

I made this mistake, met a Stater when I was 23.   Call her "Angie"   Typical Stater:  plain Jane with a nice body who liked to screw, would blow you, and not complain about much.    Unfortunately like most Staters she essentially tried to move into my house with me despite having 2 buddies living with me.   She also guilted me into attending a wedding in her ******* small Kansas town and tried to introduce me to all 250 blokes there.   AS IF.   It ended after 6 months when she offered to help me do yardwork one time.  I told her I was too focused on my career.   But not too focus to play in my basketball leagues, go out every weekend nite, travel the country or watch endless sporting events.

 

Lawrence

Early and often.  Lock up some season football tickets and a good parking space.  Head up there on Friday after work and throw your weight around at The Hawk.  Don’t let yourself think anyone is making fun of you for being old.  F the haters.  You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way).

Disagree here, Lawrence is for college people not young adults.   KC is way better at this age.   Travel as much as you can, it's more interesting than re-hashing your 4 years at KU at every bar you used to frequent.   Those dudes who came back all the time were losers.

Is that the loser who just molested all those kids in Blue Springs?

 

KUQuinton wrote: Stinkey you are the missing link to today's alpha male.  Please donate your shrunken brain to science.

 

MikeStinkey wrote:

KUQuinton wrote: Stinkey you are the missing link to today's alpha male.  Please donate your shrunken brain to science.

 

Not everyone can be John Phog.

KUQuinton wrote: You are Stink Cloud.

MikeStinkey wrote:

KUQuinton wrote: Stinkey you are the missing link to today's alpha male.  Please donate your shrunken brain to science.

 

Not everyone can be John Phog.

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

toyboski wrote: God bless America.

bigdancehawk wrote: The "live here" photo is of an apartment bldg. on E. 44th St. one block north of the Nelson. You're violating one of your own cardinal rules.

MikeStinkey wrote:

TaTownBacker wrote:

 

Women

Very, very important.  DO NOT DATE ANYONE!  Did I make myself clear?  You have plenty of time to settle down and get married.  Plenty of time.  Hang out with your buddies and soak up that time.  Before you know it you’ll be 32 years old slugging down 5 beers in 20 minutes as your wait for your 5:30 PM Minsky’s Pizza pie to feed your brood with.

You should date NO ONE until you hit about age 28-29 and then start dating girls 5 years younger than you.


Hard to have sex with girls you aren't dating.  At least that's been my experience.

HighFructoseCornSyrup wrote:

MikeStinkey wrote:

TaTownBacker wrote:

 

Women

Very, very important.  DO NOT DATE ANYONE!  Did I make myself clear?  You have plenty of time to settle down and get married.  Plenty of time.  Hang out with your buddies and soak up that time.  Before you know it you’ll be 32 years old slugging down 5 beers in 20 minutes as your wait for your 5:30 PM Minsky’s Pizza pie to feed your brood with.

You should date NO ONE until you hit about age 28-29 and then start dating girls 5 years younger than you.


Hard to have sex with girls you aren't dating.  At least that's been my experience.

this surprises no one

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC. 

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

Hawkism wrote: The best part is, this is really good advice.

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC. 

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

AwCrickets wrote: This is the definitive thread about people moving from KU back to KC. Not the thread about chasing leatherskinned cougars from Old Town. 

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC. 

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

Shaknbake wrote: What does sports have to do with anything? LA has no football team. Even if I was interested in moving to LA (I realize I'm not the target demographic of the OP) I would still be a Chiefs and Royals fan. And no, you couldn't pay me to go to a Sporting game.

RockChalker wrote: And I'm trying my best to get you poor folks to expand your horizons.  KC is small town, USA.  Graduating from KU and moving to KC is not that much different than graduating from small town high school and going to work for the local bank or insurance agent.

Come on men .... you just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars educating yourselves at a university that has a great name across the nation.  Use It !!  You could have gone to Baker or Rockhurst or KCJC and moved to KC and done just as well.

If your going to act like your "living the dream" and bar hop after college, why don't you actually "lilve the dream" rather than acting like it.

Take it from someone who graduated from KU, moved to KC and lived-ou the scenario of the OP.  Its spot on ... if your ambition is to stay in a city with TERRIBLE professional sports (save Sporting), no real economic growth strategy, and enough WT to make up for the rest of the country.

Raise the bar man !!

AwCrickets wrote: This is the definitive thread about people moving from KU back to KC. Not the thread about chasing leatherskinned cougars from Old Town. 

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC. 

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

RockChalker wrote: And I'm trying my best to get you poor folks to expand your horizons.  KC is small town, USA.  Graduating from KU and moving to KC is not that much different than graduating from small town high school and going to work for the local bank or insurance agent.

Come on men .... you just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars educating yourselves at a university that has a great name across the nation.  Use It !!  You could have gone to Baker or Rockhurst or KCJC and moved to KC and done just as well.

If your going to act like your "living the dream" and bar hop after college, why don't you actually "lilve the dream" rather than acting like it.

Take it from someone who graduated from KU, moved to KC and lived-ou the scenario of the OP.  Its spot on ... if your ambition is to stay in a city with TERRIBLE professional sports (save Sporting), no real economic growth strategy, and enough WT to make up for the rest of the country.

Raise the bar man !!

AwCrickets wrote: This is the definitive thread about people moving from KU back to KC. Not the thread about chasing leatherskinned cougars from Old Town.

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC.

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?

RockChalker wrote: And I'm trying my best to get you poor folks to expand your horizons.  KC is small town, USA.  Graduating from KU and moving to KC is not that much different than graduating from small town high school and going to work for the local bank or insurance agent.

Come on men .... you just spent hundreds of thousands of dollars educating yourselves at a university that has a great name across the nation.  Use It !!  You could have gone to Baker or Rockhurst or KCJC and moved to KC and done just as well.

If your going to act like your "living the dream" and bar hop after college, why don't you actually "lilve the dream" rather than acting like it.

Take it from someone who graduated from KU, moved to KC and lived-ou the scenario of the OP.  Its spot on ... if your ambition is to stay in a city with TERRIBLE professional sports (save Sporting), no real economic growth strategy, and enough WT to make up for the rest of the country.

Raise the bar man !!

AwCrickets wrote: This is the definitive thread about people moving from KU back to KC. Not the thread about chasing leatherskinned cougars from Old Town. 

RockChalker wrote: Ha ... no !

Give me the beach bars in Laguna, Venice, Pacific or Mission beaches.  Hell, give me Old Town Scottsdale.  At least the women are much more attractive, and most are out looking for the same thing you are.   You won't find the runts trying to lock you into marriage like you will in KC. 

HawkinDeutschland wrote:

RockChalker wrote: I was in somewhat agreement with you until you posted this:

"You are the man- a single successful guy, living the dream in KC (or at least make it seem that way)."

Dude, we're talking about KC ... if you want to be perceived as single and successful, move the "F out of the mid-west altogether.

Head to the coasts or the southwest ... thats where life after college starts.  If you're ambition is to settle down in a midwestern cowtown, you're spot on.  

Personally, I'd encourage you all to aim higher!!

Amazing Saturday nights at the Granfalloon just aren't appealing to you?