I'm going with John Wooden.  Supposedly he is gravely ill and it doesn't look good.  Not huge Death Pool points, but points nonetheless.

Who will be the next to go?

Gotta give you props for putting Gary Coleman on the original list


For me, my money is on Larry King. Dude may actually be a muppet already and therefore incapable of death, but nonetheless I see the Grim Reaper's great uncle taking a dirt nap soon.

Elizabeth Taylor is about due for the long dirt nap.

Brett Michaels, he doesn't know how to slow down and his body has already done told him slow down.

Sigflanagan6 wrote: Brett Michaels, he doesn't know how to slow down and his body has already done told him slow down.

Yeah, but nobody would miss him, so it can't be him.

My money is on somebody way too young, like Andy Rooney.

I'll take a dark horse and go David Blaine. Dude is about due to do something crazy. But here's the kicker, he dies practicing\training for it.

John Daly

Glenn Beck... His ego will suffocate him.

There is a guy named Art who is long overdue

I say Ed McMahon.

Wooden shouldn't count.

sfanScott wrote: There is a guy named Art who is long overdue

Please let this come true.

Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

chirodawg wrote: Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

I thought about Keith Richards also. However, the amount of narcotics and alcohol that man has consumed seems to have acted like a preservative. I'm thinking if you stuck a needle in his vein air would just come out.

Sigflanagan6 wrote:

chirodawg wrote: Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

I thought about Keith Richards also. However, the amount of narcotics and alcohol that man has consumed seems to have acted like a preservative. I'm thinking if you stuck a needle in his vein air would just come out.

Keith Richards makes Montgomery Burns look vibrant and youthful. That being said, if he's not dead yet, dude's got some sort of iron constitution making him hard to kill. I could see him defying the odds for another 30 years.

DawgEDue wrote:

Sigflanagan6 wrote:

chirodawg wrote: Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

I thought about Keith Richards also. However, the amount of narcotics and alcohol that man has consumed seems to have acted like a preservative. I'm thinking if you stuck a needle in his vein air would just come out.

Keith Richards makes Montgomery Burns look vibrant and youthful. That being said, if he's not dead yet, dude's got some sort of iron constitution making him hard to kill. I could see him defying the odds for another 30 years.

Maybe we could hook Keith Richards and Betty White up! 

With all the preservatives running through those two, they got enough time to mate, raise a child and then die off!

Just imagine what an offspring of those two would be like! 
I would imagine you'd need a container of compressed air to keep it's head inflated!

I'm going young.. Lindsay Lohan, she's bound to OD soon.

YankeeBigDog wrote:

DawgEDue wrote:

Sigflanagan6 wrote:

chirodawg wrote: Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

I thought about Keith Richards also. However, the amount of narcotics and alcohol that man has consumed seems to have acted like a preservative. I'm thinking if you stuck a needle in his vein air would just come out.

Keith Richards makes Montgomery Burns look vibrant and youthful. That being said, if he's not dead yet, dude's got some sort of iron constitution making him hard to kill. I could see him defying the odds for another 30 years.

Maybe we could hook Keith Richards and Betty White up! 

With all the preservatives running through those two, they got enough time to mate, raise a child and then die off!

Just imagine what an offspring of those two would be like! 
I would imagine you'd need a container of compressed air to keep it's head inflated!

just wait for that sex tape to surface

*shudder*

chirodawg wrote:

YankeeBigDog wrote:

DawgEDue wrote:

Sigflanagan6 wrote:

chirodawg wrote: Been riding Keith Richards since '97.  it GOTTA happen sometime right?

I'd actually take Betty White.  Once those Golden Girls start droppin'...

I thought about Keith Richards also. However, the amount of narcotics and alcohol that man has consumed seems to have acted like a preservative. I'm thinking if you stuck a needle in his vein air would just come out.

Keith Richards makes Montgomery Burns look vibrant and youthful. That being said, if he's not dead yet, dude's got some sort of iron constitution making him hard to kill. I could see him defying the odds for another 30 years.

Maybe we could hook Keith Richards and Betty White up! 

With all the preservatives running through those two, they got enough time to mate, raise a child and then die off!

Just imagine what an offspring of those two would be like! 
I would imagine you'd need a container of compressed air to keep it's head inflated!

just wait for that sex tape to surface

*shudder*

revjj wrote: I'm going young.. Lindsay Lohan, she's bound to OD soon.

She's on court mandated monitoring now. Has to wear a bracelet that alarms if she gets intoxicated, and must submit to 2 drug tests a week. Amy Winehouse is the better option to O.D. still IMO.

DawgEDue wrote:

chirodawg wrote:

YankeeBigDog wrote:

Maybe we could hook Keith Richards and Betty White up! 

With all the preservatives running through those two, they got enough time to mate, raise a child and then die off!

Just imagine what an offspring of those two would be like! 
I would imagine you'd need a container of compressed air to keep it's head inflated!

just wait for that sex tape to surface

*shudder*

That's why I deliberately used the word "mate". 
Like a science experiment rather than actual reproduction. 

Science is coming close to emulating synthetic life...
if these two had a kid, it'd more than likely prove synthetic life can exist... The progeny may even be plastic!

Robert Bird West Virginia Senator, he has been cheating death for years!!

Sigflanagan6 wrote:

revjj wrote: I'm going young.. Lindsay Lohan, she's bound to OD soon.

She's on court mandated monitoring now. Has to wear a bracelet that alarms if she gets intoxicated, and must submit to 2 drug tests a week. Amy Winehouse is the better option to O.D. still IMO.

No.  Amy Winehouse is Kieth Richards.  No drug will ever kill her.  She will die in a helicopter crash.

Wooden is dead, he still shouldn't count.  You made the call after a 99 year old man was rushed to a hospital...thats not a prediction, thats a mathematical certainity

I still say Ed McMahon is gonna die, SOON!

woofblitzer wrote: Wooden is dead, he still shouldn't count.  You made the call after a 99 year old man was rushed to a hospital...thats not a prediction, thats a mathematical certainity

I still say Ed McMahon is gonna die, SOON!

Ed is dead...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMahon

Well aint I an ass....

no blem, ya can keep track of every old fuk

BP stockholders

Dick Cheney would be nice!!!

drumslayer wrote:




Robert Bird West Virginia Senator, he has been cheating death for years!!

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Congratulations drumslayer!

Whose next?