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- jdukep
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Posted: 1/29/2013 8:53 AM
RE: Updated Team Rankings
* I am sorry, oh wise one * Thank you for responding to your humble acolyte * Teach me to be as funny as your football commentary, oh sen-sei * These bullet points are truly much better than paragraphs--so wise, so gifted... JonCJG wrote:
jdukep wrote: Hallelujah! You are the one we've waited for Neo. The one that can sanely and rationally tell us the truth. Oh, gracious and kind--please continue to inform, enlighten, bring us from the darkness of ignorance to the light of your truth. Before your presence here, we won, but clearly did not do it the right way, or with the right players, or with the a proper offensive set. Before your apotheosis, and your mercy in deigning to share your wisdom with this scarlet and gray enclave of benighted Yahoos, we had high recruiting classes, but never realized they were really nothing more than paper tiger recruits and limp-wristed hermaphrodites masquerading as Buckeyes. Yes, we've beaten Michigan with the regularity of chickens shitting, but thanks to you we now know that it was merely the result of magic tattoos and the selfless generosity of Wolverine nation, who allowed us those victories as a kind of benevolent welfare, in the hopes that we would turn our lives around and climb out of the chasm of self-delusion and do obesiance before the maize and blue altar of truth. We know now...we know...and give thanks. Praise be to thee, oh mighty Forcier, God of masculinity, and you His son, oh prescient Jon CJG, purveyor of truth, dispenser of wisdom, and enlightener of all that is dark and dim. I see we have an english minor on the board with a flare for the dramatic.
You're attempted humor aside, you do have a lot of what I have been saying encapsulated in your fairy dust covered paragraph (NCAA laying down the law to level playing field, average OL recruiting holding osu back).
But please, next time bullet points please! Or perhaps some paragraph breaks? I got sleepy as soon as I got to benevolent welfare. Seriously nothing worse reading something that's supposed to be funny, that is not. Especially when the writer thinks he is coming off as hilariously sarcastic. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 8:56 AM
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jdukep wrote: * I am sorry, oh wise one
* Thank you for responding to your humble acolyte
* Teach me to be as funny as your football commentary, oh sen-sei
* These bullet points are truly much better than paragraphs--so wise, so gifted... Niceee. Thumbs up pleb, keep it up. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 8:57 AM
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JonCJG, is the same moron yesterday talking about how running a spread will kill OL recruiting, and the new hot trend in the NFL is dual threat QB's. A dual threat QB should win the Super Bowl, and every TV show from ESPN to the NFL network to CBS, Fox and other types shows have all noted the evolution of NFL offenses to the spread offense with dual threat QB's at wharp speed. QB's like Kapernick, Newton, RGII and Wilson, plus Alex Smith are the new order in the NFL, and Chip Kelly is bringing his offense in. This clown eluded to pro style offenses, and the NFL is getting away from that with a new culture shift to spread offenses. Shows you how he just throws crap against the ball without any substance. The poster is as dumb as a box of rocks, you put that in reference, you will be okay. jdukep wrote: * I am sorry, oh wise one
* Thank you for responding to your humble acolyte
* Teach me to be as funny as your football commentary, oh sen-sei
* These bullet points are truly much better than paragraphs--so wise, so gifted...
JonCJG wrote:
jdukep wrote: Hallelujah! You are the one we've waited for Neo. The one that can sanely and rationally tell us the truth. Oh, gracious and kind--please continue to inform, enlighten, bring us from the darkness of ignorance to the light of your truth. Before your presence here, we won, but clearly did not do it the right way, or with the right players, or with the a proper offensive set. Before your apotheosis, and your mercy in deigning to share your wisdom with this scarlet and gray enclave of benighted Yahoos, we had high recruiting classes, but never realized they were really nothing more than paper tiger recruits and limp-wristed hermaphrodites masquerading as Buckeyes. Yes, we've beaten Michigan with the regularity of chickens shitting, but thanks to you we now know that it was merely the result of magic tattoos and the selfless generosity of Wolverine nation, who allowed us those victories as a kind of benevolent welfare, in the hopes that we would turn our lives around and climb out of the chasm of self-delusion and do obesiance before the maize and blue altar of truth. We know now...we know...and give thanks. Praise be to thee, oh mighty Forcier, God of masculinity, and you His son, oh prescient Jon CJG, purveyor of truth, dispenser of wisdom, and enlightener of all that is dark and dim. I see we have an english minor on the board with a flare for the dramatic.
You're attempted humor aside, you do have a lot of what I have been saying encapsulated in your fairy dust covered paragraph (NCAA laying down the law to level playing field, average OL recruiting holding osu back).
But please, next time bullet points please! Or perhaps some paragraph breaks? I got sleepy as soon as I got to benevolent welfare. Seriously nothing worse reading something that's supposed to be funny, that is not. Especially when the writer thinks he is coming off as hilariously sarcastic. Install BS deflectors for GBW posters.
Last edited 1/29/2013 9:01 AM by brutus79
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:05 AM
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Top lineman want to play in a pro style offense.
Look back the past few years and see for yourself where a majority of the top OL recruits have signed on to play their football. The NFL is not a spread option league. Sure they have some elements, but it's still a smash mouth league.
If kids wanted to badly to play in the spread, why has Urban struggled to recruit these studs coming off a 12-0 season? Even flashing those two rings Tebow won him doesn't seem to be working.
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:08 AM
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JonCJG wrote: Top lineman want to play in a pro style offense.
Look back the past few years and see for yourself where a majority of the top OL recruits have signed on to play their football. The NFL is not a spread option league. Sure they have some elements, but it's still a smash mouth league.
If kids wanted to badly to play in the spread, why has Urban struggled to recruit these studs coming off a 12-0 season? Even flashing those two rings Tebow won him doesn't seem to be working. A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not. B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF. C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah. We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:35 AM
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Yeah, all those top O-linemen really helped you guys to a 7-5 record last year. Guess all those college-ready O-linemen weren't all that college ready. Meanwhile, we played two true freshmen O-linemen in an undefeated season. Dodson and O'Connor would've played had they been healthy. And in the half of the trenches you ignored, Spence, Schutt and Washington all saw major playing time and should start as sophomores in 2013. I don't think you understand we went undefeated while playing 15 freshmen. Meanwhile, Hoke still hasn't developed an offensive difference-maker...at the skill positions or trenches. JonCJG wrote: Top lineman want to play in a pro style offense.
Look back the past few years and see for yourself where a majority of the top OL recruits have signed on to play their football. The NFL is not a spread option league. Sure they have some elements, but it's still a smash mouth league.
If kids wanted to badly to play in the spread, why has Urban struggled to recruit these studs coming off a 12-0 season? Even flashing those two rings Tebow won him doesn't seem to be working. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:35 AM
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*Verily, he giveth unto us his Commandments, and they are sweet as honey and locusts... *Yea, verily, seek after pro style, ye of much girth, and find succor in the Valley of Ann Arbor * Suffer not your iniquitous Spread to come nigh, but reserve it for the Ghenna of Columbus * Be not deceived by the vain baubles of Championships past; know that Salvation lies in the Messiah, he who was formed in Muncie and grew to fruition in San Diego... JonCJG wrote: Top lineman want to play in a pro style offense.
Look back the past few years and see for yourself where a majority of the top OL recruits have signed on to play their football. The NFL is not a spread option league. Sure they have some elements, but it's still a smash mouth league.
If kids wanted to badly to play in the spread, why has Urban struggled to recruit these studs coming off a 12-0 season? Even flashing those two rings Tebow won him doesn't seem to be working. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:39 AM
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BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling. 1. Meyer's offense is finesse. 2. Tebow a non factor? If you say so. 3. Hoke did pretty well at Ball State and buck fans say that means nothing so, wait what's your point again? If you think I'm wrong and want me to pipe down, tell me why Urban is struggling to recruit the OL? |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:46 AM
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He writeth His truth, and speaketh his wisdom unto to fools. Yea, he exposeth finesse and refuseth to be silent: He commandeth the lowly to pipeth down and pipe down they doth... JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
2. Tebow a non factor? If you say so.
3. Hoke did pretty well at Ball State and buck fans say that means nothing so, wait what's your point again?
If you think I'm wrong and want me to pipe down, tell me why Urban is struggling to recruit the OL? |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:52 AM
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JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
2. Tebow a non factor? If you say so.
3. Hoke did pretty well at Ball State and buck fans say that means nothing so, wait what's your point again?
If you think I'm wrong and want me to pipe down, tell me why Urban is struggling to recruit the OL? So 34-38 in 6 years, with losses in his only two post-regular season games "pretty well"????? That may be "pretty well" by michigan standards but here at the Ohio State University, that's considered a huge failure. How are you guys ever going to move beyond mediocrity if mediocrity is your "pretty well" standard? |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 9:56 AM
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JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
Tell that to your Defense who got the shat beat out of them by Carlos Hyde last November. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 10:29 AM
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Meyer's offense is pure power. Run the other team over. Then when they put 11 guys in the box to survive you run around them or throw over them with mega athletes. It's Woody Hayes football out of a spread formation. Pure power.
So was FLA with Tebow BTW - just the fullback was a 250lb QB rushing for countless TDs.
If you don't understand the Meyer system then I'm not sure anything else will make sense to you.
As for "having trouble" getting OL? Really? Dodson, Decker and Lisle have them stacked at T for years to come and Jones will pile into the C/G catagory next year. They are stacked and deep with no openings in the two deep this year. Why would either line prospects want to come and sit the bench for years or OSU feel a need to add guys who are just so so? Answer: they don't.
What Michigan never seems to get is if you get a sure fire stud then add. But adding good but not great players is not going to help you. Thank God Urban understands that. Unfortunatley nobody else in the Big Ten does so OSU will continue to have no competition until they do.
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Posted: 1/29/2013 10:32 AM
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JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
2. Tebow a non factor? If you say so.
3. Hoke did pretty well at Ball State and buck fans say that means nothing so, wait what's your point again?
If you think I'm wrong and want me to pipe down, tell me why Urban is struggling to recruit the OL? 2. Tebow's 40 Total Yards of Offense in the NC game says so. Again, at least look this stuff up. That was Leak's team. 3. Yeah, it only took Hoke like 6 years to win at Ball State. What a dramatic turnaround. Unlike Urban, where he did it in year 1 at BG and Utah. I want you to pipe down because you are a full blown moron, that knows nothing of OSU or Meyer. It becomes more clear with each inane post. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 10:33 AM
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Tell that to their offense, that never crossed midfield in the second half, and had six yards in the 4th quarter, as Gardner got exposed as a lob passer into coverage hoping for prayers to be answered like the Northwestern miracle. CTBuckeyeFan wrote:
JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
Tell that to your Defense who got the shat beat out of them by Carlos Hyde last November. Install BS deflectors for GBW posters.
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Posted: 1/29/2013 12:08 PM
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enjoyed the prose  jdukep wrote: Hallelujah! You are the one we've waited for Neo. The one that can sanely and rationally tell us the truth. Oh, gracious and kind--please continue to inform, enlighten, bring us from the darkness of ignorance to the light of your truth. Before your presence here, we won, but clearly did not do it the right way, or with the right players, or with the a proper offensive set. Before your apotheosis, and your mercy in deigning to share your wisdom with this scarlet and gray enclave of benighted Yahoos, we had high recruiting classes, but never realized they were really nothing more than paper tiger recruits and limp-wristed hermaphrodites masquerading as Buckeyes. Yes, we've beaten Michigan with the regularity of chickens shitting, but thanks to you we now know that it was merely the result of magic tattoos and the selfless generosity of Wolverine nation, who allowed us those victories as a kind of benevolent welfare, in the hopes that we would turn our lives around and climb out of the chasm of self-delusion and do obesiance before the maize and blue altar of truth. We know now...we know...and give thanks. Praise be to thee, oh mighty Forcier, God of masculinity, and you His son, oh prescient Jon CJG, purveyor of truth, dispenser of wisdom, and enlightener of all that is dark and dim.
JonCJG wrote: Sure the bucks have a nice recruiting class on paper, but there is only one football to go around. Why Meyer is focusing so much on skill positions and not the trenches is mind boggling. I know it's hard for him to get top lineman that weren't born and raised buckeye fans because of the system he runs but damn. 2 OL this year? 4 left from last year, 2 of which have very weak offer lists. It puts so much pressure on the few offensive lineman he did recruit. They HAVE to pan out AND stay healthy otherwise the bucks have problems. He needs to do a better job of evaluating talent and offering earlier. Because offering a prospect right after Michigan does is not going to cut it. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 1:26 PM
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http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1359479747053.gifscarlet71 wrote: After Mich lastest commit - RB Green - theses are the lastest rankings
Remember The OSU has only 22 vs. Michs oversigning now at 27
ESPN http://insider.espn.go.com/col...3&date=null
1. Fl
2. Bama
3. ND
4. THE OSU
5. Tx A & M
Rivals
1. Fl
2. ND
3. Bama
4. THE OSU
5. LSU
Scout: using ave-star-rating: to offset schools that OVERSIGN:
1. USC
2. THE OSU
3. Tx
4. ND
247 Composite
1. Bama
2. Fl
3. THE OSU
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Posted: 1/29/2013 1:29 PM
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funat5pm wrote:
JonCJG wrote:
BuckinDayton wrote:
A. I think you're confusing Meyer's offense with something that it's not.
B. Tebow was a non-factor in his first NC at UF.
C. Guess Tebow was the reason for his success at BG and Utah.
We know that you are just here to troll, but at least make it informed trolling.
1. Meyer's offense is finesse.
2. Tebow a non factor? If you say so.
3. Hoke did pretty well at Ball State and buck fans say that means nothing so, wait what's your point again?
If you think I'm wrong and want me to pipe down, tell me why Urban is struggling to recruit the OL? So 34-38 in 6 years, with losses in his only two post-regular season games "pretty well"????? That may be "pretty well" by michigan standards but here at the Ohio State University, that's considered a huge failure. How are you guys ever going to move beyond mediocrity if mediocrity is your "pretty well" standard? Same fanbase that gave their coaching staff an "A" grade after going 8-5. I've seen higher bars set at the special oplympics. |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 1:31 PM
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Posted: 1/29/2013 1:55 PM
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I hope JonCJG will be ok. # Michigan has decided to part ways with 2014 IMG Academy OL, Denzel Ward |
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Posted: 1/29/2013 2:50 PM
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LOL @ Webb spinning it like Michigan was the one who made the choice.
Also....Scoreboard.
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