andmichiganstillsucks wrote: Shotginn! Man I miss reading your posts!

smellydink wrote: Since i'm at the gas station i tried to act shocked and looked around me if anybody saw but my boss is already standing there looking right over my shoulder, he says '"Smellydink what are you doing bro?.. do this in your own time man..'' i tried to explain to him that this is a buckeye website and I looking for some buckeye info and some delinquents post this stuff sometimes. he is skeptical hippo. So i click open three new tabs to show him, i roughly recall them like this Jim Bollman hired at Purdue and Manti Teo and SEC comething and wat do u know? the same clown is is in there with his giant sig of a half nekkid chick. my boss says ''do you think this is a joke bro? i know thats a website you secretly use to look at porn, as a matter of fact, just pack your things now and don't come back'' by now all my work mates are aware of whats going on and cheering my boss on. i tried to explain that the mods are being slow and they will have the threads removed but he wasn't having any of it. anyway as i left i had pencils, cardboard boxes and various other objects thrown at my head while i walked to my car. everybody was chanting ''PER-VET! PER-VET! PER-VET!'' as i collected the last of my things in my locker. when i tried to start my prius to leave something went wrong, some sneaky turd working next door in the cake shop had heard about what happend and put two michigan decals on my car. it pushed the crowd overboard almost immediatly. By now everybody working in the surrounding buildings had come outsidde to see me off. when they realize i have michigan decals on my ride they started pushing my car from side to side shouting things at me. they began a riot and started lighting things on fire and throwing it at my car. i was legitimately scared for my life. i could stay in the car and die or i could get out and try to escape. so i eventually made a split second decision, i opened my car door as hard as i could and got out. Im a big dude. I ripped the sleezes off my UDF work shirt and strated to flex hard. I started yelling about how I am a Buckeye fan and even named my kid KenYon.Most of the crowd saw my tats and massive muscles and began to back off. I could hear my boss in the distance yelling ''GET BACK TO WORK!!''. anyway now im unemployed, my government assistance for my back injuury has been cut and i'm fkn furious. i'm going to PM every single mod everysingle day for the rest of my life to remind you what u have done to me.

smellydink wrote: Since i'm at the gas station i tried to act shocked and looked around me if anybody saw but my boss is already standing there looking right over my shoulder, he says '"Smellydink what are you doing bro?.. do this in your own time man..'' i tried to explain to him that this is a buckeye website and I looking for some buckeye info and some delinquents post this stuff sometimes. he is skeptical hippo. So i click open three new tabs to show him, i roughly recall them like this Jim Bollman hired at Purdue and Manti Teo and SEC comething and wat do u know? the same clown is is in there with his giant sig of a half nekkid chick. my boss says ''do you think this is a joke bro? i know thats a website you secretly use to look at porn, as a matter of fact, just pack your things now and don't come back'' by now all my work mates are aware of whats going on and cheering my boss on. i tried to explain that the mods are being slow and they will have the threads removed but he wasn't having any of it. anyway as i left i had pencils, cardboard boxes and various other objects thrown at my head while i walked to my car. everybody was chanting ''PER-VET! PER-VET! PER-VET!'' as i collected the last of my things in my locker. when i tried to start my prius to leave something went wrong, some sneaky turd working next door in the cake shop had heard about what happend and put two michigan decals on my car. it pushed the crowd overboard almost immediatly. By now everybody working in the surrounding buildings had come outsidde to see me off. when they realize i have michigan decals on my ride they started pushing my car from side to side shouting things at me. they began a riot and started lighting things on fire and throwing it at my car. i was legitimately scared for my life. i could stay in the car and die or i could get out and try to escape. so i eventually made a split second decision, i opened my car door as hard as i could and got out. Im a big dude. I ripped the sleezes off my UDF work shirt and strated to flex hard. I started yelling about how I am a Buckeye fan and even named my kid KenYon.Most of the crowd saw my tats and massive muscles and began to back off. I could hear my boss in the distance yelling ''GET BACK TO WORK!!''. anyway now im unemployed, my government assistance for my back injuury has been cut and i'm fkn furious. i'm going to PM every single mod everysingle day for the rest of my life to remind you what u have done to me.

Woodeye67 wrote:

andmichiganstillsucks wrote: Shotginn! Man I miss reading your posts!

That was my immediate reaction!  Wonder how long til we get a story about taking a dump in a car with michigan plates?

DerpRedwine wrote: Bravo!

smellydink wrote: Since i'm at the gas station i tried to act shocked and looked around me if anybody saw but my boss is already standing there looking right over my shoulder, he says '"Smellydink what are you doing bro?.. do this in your own time man..'' i tried to explain to him that this is a buckeye website and I looking for some buckeye info and some delinquents post this stuff sometimes. he is skeptical hippo. So i click open three new tabs to show him, i roughly recall them like this Jim Bollman hired at Purdue and Manti Teo and SEC comething and wat do u know? the same clown is is in there with his giant sig of a half nekkid chick. my boss says ''do you think this is a joke bro? i know thats a website you secretly use to look at porn, as a matter of fact, just pack your things now and don't come back'' by now all my work mates are aware of whats going on and cheering my boss on. i tried to explain that the mods are being slow and they will have the threads removed but he wasn't having any of it. anyway as i left i had pencils, cardboard boxes and various other objects thrown at my head while i walked to my car. everybody was chanting ''PER-VET! PER-VET! PER-VET!'' as i collected the last of my things in my locker. when i tried to start my prius to leave something went wrong, some sneaky turd working next door in the cake shop had heard about what happend and put two michigan decals on my car. it pushed the crowd overboard almost immediatly. By now everybody working in the surrounding buildings had come outsidde to see me off. when they realize i have michigan decals on my ride they started pushing my car from side to side shouting things at me. they began a riot and started lighting things on fire and throwing it at my car. i was legitimately scared for my life. i could stay in the car and die or i could get out and try to escape. so i eventually made a split second decision, i opened my car door as hard as i could and got out. Im a big dude. I ripped the sleezes off my UDF work shirt and strated to flex hard. I started yelling about how I am a Buckeye fan and even named my kid KenYon.Most of the crowd saw my tats and massive muscles and began to back off. I could hear my boss in the distance yelling ''GET BACK TO WORK!!''. anyway now im unemployed, my government assistance for my back injuury has been cut and i'm fkn furious. i'm going to PM every single mod everysingle day for the rest of my life to remind you what u have done to me.

smellydink wrote: Since i'm at the gas station i tried to act shocked and looked around me if anybody saw but my boss is already standing there looking right over my shoulder, he says '"Smellydink what are you doing bro?.. do this in your own time man..'' i tried to explain to him that this is a buckeye website and I looking for some buckeye info and some delinquents post this stuff sometimes. he is skeptical hippo. So i click open three new tabs to show him, i roughly recall them like this Jim Bollman hired at Purdue and Manti Teo and SEC comething and wat do u know? the same clown is is in there with his giant sig of a half nekkid chick. my boss says ''do you think this is a joke bro? i know thats a website you secretly use to look at porn, as a matter of fact, just pack your things now and don't come back'' by now all my work mates are aware of whats going on and cheering my boss on. i tried to explain that the mods are being slow and they will have the threads removed but he wasn't having any of it. anyway as i left i had pencils, cardboard boxes and various other objects thrown at my head while i walked to my car. everybody was chanting ''PER-VET! PER-VET! PER-VET!'' as i collected the last of my things in my locker. when i tried to start my prius to leave something went wrong, some sneaky turd working next door in the cake shop had heard about what happend and put two michigan decals on my car. it pushed the crowd overboard almost immediatly. By now everybody working in the surrounding buildings had come outsidde to see me off. when they realize i have michigan decals on my ride they started pushing my car from side to side shouting things at me. they began a riot and started lighting things on fire and throwing it at my car. i was legitimately scared for my life. i could stay in the car and die or i could get out and try to escape. so i eventually made a split second decision, i opened my car door as hard as i could and got out. Im a big dude. I ripped the sleezes off my UDF work shirt and strated to flex hard. I started yelling about how I am a Buckeye fan and even named my kid KenYon.Most of the crowd saw my tats and massive muscles and began to back off. I could hear my boss in the distance yelling ''GET BACK TO WORK!!''. anyway now im unemployed, my government assistance for my back injuury has been cut and i'm fkn furious. i'm going to PM every single mod everysingle day for the rest of my life to remind you what u have done to me.