I'm almost ashamed to post this.

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck." Have a nice day...

WOW....

I can hardly wait for my friends to wake up so I can tell them of your find.

Magic

LOL, weak, but still funny.

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--- digiduck wrote:

I'm almost ashamed to post this.

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck." Have a nice day...

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They were a better lookout than Garrett Embry.

Just got my wife with this one. She was so serious and concerned until the punch line. Yep! the punch line. She punched me. Little gal still hits hard.


GO DUCKS!!!

I think this joke sums up this board.

...we tell better Irishman jokes.

That's one of the worst jokes I've ever read. It was so bad, I sent it to "that guy" in our office who tells these types of jokes. His reply "that's AWESOME".

I also sent it to a another guy in my office who has a great sense of humor. His reply "I hate you".

Pretty much sums up this joke....

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--- digiduck wrote:

I'm almost ashamed to post this.

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck." Have a nice day...

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Since many of us are new Eagle fans and of course Duck fans, frankly, ANY bird joke is in extremely bad taste.  LOL

I wish you hadn't be 'almost' ashamed to post it.

digiduck wrote: I'm almost ashamed to post this.

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck." Have a nice day...