Best Pubs Are Irish
"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman,
"I still prefer the pubs back home.
In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's.
The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.
When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman,
"At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Shahan, the Irishman.
"Back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot
In the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another,
All the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you've had enough drinks,
They'll take you upstairs and
See dat you gets laid,
All on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

"Did this actually happen to you, Paddy ?"

"Not me meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman,
"but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.

Now that is funny.  

Easy on the irish jokes, but it was a good one lol.
Guess its time for Norskie jokes lol.

What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?




One drunk.

Hey Portside, thanks for posting that pic. Brings back great memories!

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Now that is funny.  <img src="media.scout.com/media/forums/e...ggrin.gif" alt="biggrin" border="0"/>

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When you said Irish joke I was waiting for a Mante Te'o punchline.

What do you have at an Irish wake?

One less drunk!

Just kidding Dave

Are we really really certain that was actually Mantei Teo in an Irish jersey?

... You shall find a fifth!

What? It could happen....

DuckDevotee wrote: What do you have at an Irish wake?

One less drunk!

Just kidding Dave

Thank You lol.

DuckDevotee wrote: What do you have at an Irish wake?

One less drunk!

Just kidding Dave

You know how to tell when a Irish Gal is wearing panty hose ?
When she farts !!
Her Ankles swell up.

An American, an Englishman and an Irishman decide one day that they're going to the pub to have a pint of Guinness. Its a hot summer day and there are lots of flies buzzing around. The bar keep pulls each guy a beer and sets the creamy goodness before them. 

Suddenly a fly falls onto the head of the American's beer. He gets a disgusted look on his face and pushes the beer aside. A fly then falls onto the Englishman's Guinness. He reaches out and pulls the fly out and shrugs his shoulders and takes a deep pull.

Then a fly falls into the Irishman's beer. He gets a panicked look upon his face and he stabs out with his fingers and grabs the fly. With a red face and a wild cry he screams................SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YE BASTARD!

At an Irish wedding the priest asks all the men to stand next to the person that has made their life worth living. The bar tender was nearly crushed.

The owners of Budweiser, corona and guinness walk up to the bar. The Budweiser owner says give me the best beer in the world. Give me a Budweiser. The corona owner does the same but asks for a corona. Then the Guinness owner asks the bartender for a coke. The other two look at him like he's crazy and asks why he ordered coke. He say well if you guys aren't going to drink be then I won't either