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Article: THE NFL ROMAN EMPIRE CONQUERS AGAIN

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Posted: 10/10/2012 9:24 PM

Article: THE NFL ROMAN EMPIRE CONQUERS AGAIN 


THE NFL ROMAN EMPIRE CONQUERS AGAIN
By Mike Tanier @ http://www.sportsonearth.com/

The best way to exert power is not through a show of might, but by applying the grinding attrition of Byzantine bureaucracy.

Roger Goodell and the NFL know this, which is why the league is not flexing its muscles by pounding the suspended Saints players into a board like rusty nails, but by guiding them from Line C to the next available window, where they can fill out form 10889-NotEZ in triplicate. Then get it notarized, with six forms of ID. Then wait five weeks for a decision, which will not be the one they want, but which can be appealed through another round of procedures and paperwork.

Revolutionaries and radicals are great at toppling empires with swords, but they stink at waiting on hold.


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Posted: 10/11/2012 7:13 AM

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When his NFL days are over, no doubt Goodell has a brilliant future ahead of him in government, - he'll fit in like a hand in a glove.
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Posted: 10/11/2012 8:45 AM

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Doks excerpt sounds like the California DMV
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Posted: 10/11/2012 9:55 AM

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^^^ Sounds like some marriages. Roger Fidel Goodell is a fool and a tool.
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Posted: 10/11/2012 1:18 PM

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Ah, the CA DMV, where even if you make an appointment, you stand in line for half an hour.

Goodell will end up getting appointed to some high government position when he's finished destroying the NFL. That said, I'd second his nomination to be appointed Ambassador to Libya this second.
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