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Posted: 2/7/2013 2:55 PM

Keep it classy Baltimore! 


Sooooooooo

Greg Williams got a lengthy suspension for being on record saying things against the integrity of the game..

BB got the massive joke of a spygate punishment..

Brady got the joke of a "slidegate" punishment..

Whats Flacco gonna get?
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Posted: 2/7/2013 3:51 PM

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Now that would have been a funny conclusion to the game. Imagine Ginn breaking free, streaking up the sidelines and Falco jumps out and tackles him. After a 20-minute delay to review the rule book, the refs award the 9'ers a touchtown and the game. And Ray starts chasing Falco around the field with a machete. That would have bee so awesome.
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Posted: 2/7/2013 4:35 PM

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BradyIsMyHero wrote: Sooooooooo

Greg Williams got a lengthy suspension for being on record saying things against the integrity of the game..

BB got the massive joke of a spygate punishment..

Brady got the joke of a "slidegate" punishment..

Whats Flacco gonna get?

Funniest joke of the Super Bowl????  JokeGate?

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Posted: 2/7/2013 9:58 PM

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Watch the footage.. If he was joking, hes the greatest actor of all time..
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Posted: 2/7/2013 10:10 PM

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[raylewis]The footage is lying and cowardly and a trick of the Devil and God wouldn't tear down someone who is righteous that way and the sun was in his eyes and praise God and why would they release this footage and ruin the Ravens' post-Super Bowl celebration because the NFL don't need it and the city of Baltimore don't need it and God is Great and it was a joke and people aren't qualified to watch that video.[/raylewis]

Posted: 2/7/2013 11:16 PM

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You can watch Flake-o talk about it in-depth on this show. LOL

nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/201...-turning-point/


And RevRay on the sideline runs up to Jacoby to tell him how he blessed him in so he could return that touchdown.

In the link below he tells the press, basically the same thing.
Always fun to laugh at Ray.

www.961kiss.com/pages/freaksho...rticle=10766356
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Posted: 2/7/2013 11:50 PM

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PatManpower wrote: You can watch Flake-o talk about it in-depth on this show. LOL

nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/201...-turning-point/


And RevRay on the sideline runs up to Jacoby to tell him how he blessed him in so he could return that touchdown.

In the link below he tells the press, basically the same thing.
Always fun to laugh at Ray.

www.961kiss.com/pages/freaksho...rticle=10766356

I didn't see it.  Was it before or after the sky filled with purple confetti?

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Posted: 2/8/2013 12:00 AM

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That wasn't confetti. It was deer antler velvet being sprayed from ceiling-mounted canisters. 


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Posted: 2/8/2013 12:03 AM

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Well, it didn't happen so we will never know if Flacco's girly-slide-kick is as elite as Lady-Brady's.

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Posted: 2/8/2013 12:07 AM

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But it would have been so great if it did. That would have given Goodell an embolism for sure.

Posted: 2/8/2013 12:29 AM

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Galen were you keeping it classy during that second half? That must have been torture. You got your hardware though..congrats
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Posted: 2/8/2013 4:33 AM

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Oh Lord ... they're going to put up a statue of Uncle Stabby at M&T Stadium. Not sure I'd call him the top LB to ever play the game, but I guess that's just the devil talking.

I wonder what pose they'll use. Maybe the one with Ray in cuffs and prison uniform? Or maybe him sitting at home, eating Chee-Z-Poofs, spraying steroids on his arm, and wearing antlers? Or maybe a Norman Bates pose, with knife raised? 

Posted: 2/8/2013 9:29 AM

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"I wonder what pose they'll use. Maybe the one with Ray in cuffs and prison uniform?"
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LOL, - Definitely, ... "Post Of The Day" ...
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Posted: 2/8/2013 9:51 AM

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PatManpower wrote: Galen were you keeping it classy during that second half? That must have been torture. You got your hardware though..congrats

For sure.  It was my perfect football game as a fan.  Wipe the floor with the opposing team for the first half.  Then have the opposing team come back to make it an anxious mess at the end, only to come through in the closing minutes to preserve the victory.  It was the perfect roller coaster game.  I couldn't have asked for a better game.   But yes, when Gore broke outside and took it down to the 5, it was not a good moment in the house but what would being a fan be without torture?

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Posted: 2/8/2013 11:31 PM

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Posted: 2/9/2013 12:00 AM

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Don't you guys have bigger concerns?

Like one of your star players considering doing real porn.

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Posted: 2/9/2013 12:07 AM

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BradyIsMyHero wrote: Sooooooooo
BB got the massive joke of a spygate punishment..

Brady got the joke of a "slidegate" punishment..

Whats Flacco gonna get?
Are you special needs? Why would Flacco get fined? Nothing happened.

If Brady threatened to kick Reed he wouldn't have been fined. The act of kicking him is what resulted in a fine.

Why can't you understand this basic premise?
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Posted: 2/9/2013 11:58 AM

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Why shouldn't we be fixated on a team which does such a remarkable job representing the ideal of a "champion"? *cough* *gag* *stab* *puke*

Posted: 2/9/2013 12:37 PM

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But they have so much (and I hate this word) Swag!
Jacoby, RevRay and Suggs come across as such egotistical thugs!

Can someone else speak for the team?

Gag swaggers!
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Posted: 2/9/2013 2:13 PM

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Posted: 2/9/2013 8:40 PM

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From Ma55holesports ... first draft of the Ray Lewis statue:


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Posted: 2/9/2013 10:42 PM

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OK, so the Pats didn't win the SB, but now we Pats fans have another team to rag on at every opportunity ...

Posted: 2/10/2013 1:26 AM

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Oh those Ravens...
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Posted: 2/10/2013 6:39 AM

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PatManpower wrote: Oh those Ravens...
I feel jilted madfrown...  biggrin
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Posted: 2/10/2013 9:19 PM

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BradyIsMyHero wrote: Watch the footage.. If he was joking, hes the greatest actor of all time..
Wouldn't surprise me if he was. Maybe he should do post-game conference monologues. He could do Tom Hanks monologue in Saving Private Ryan about being a school teacher. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvAIBDGIYE0

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Posted: 2/10/2013 9:28 PM

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Boldin was interviewed about it a couple days later and said Falco wasn't joking.

Any other team, the person in question would have dealt with it, saying something like: "yeah, I was so excited I was saying stupid crap on the sidelines." But with the legacy of Ray Lewis to uphold, we pretty much know what to expect from Falco.
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Posted: 2/11/2013 1:19 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: Boldin was interviewed about it a couple days later and said Falco wasn't joking.

Any other team, the person in question would have dealt with it, saying something like: "yeah, I was so excited I was saying stupid crap on the sidelines." But with the legacy of Ray Lewis to uphold, we pretty much know what to expect from Falco.
I think the tell that he was joking was that no one, including the SB MVP, had their helmets on.  Believe what you want though.

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Posted: 2/18/2013 4:52 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: Oh Lord ... they're going to put up a statue of Uncle Stabby at M&T Stadium. Not sure I'd call him the top LB to ever play the game, but I guess that's just the devil talking.

I wonder what pose they'll use. Maybe the one with Ray in cuffs and prison uniform? Or maybe him sitting at home, eating Chee-Z-Poofs, spraying steroids on his arm, and wearing antlers? Or maybe a Norman Bates pose, with knife raised? 

I like to see the billboard that was up around some parts of Boston. You know the one with Ray's Retirement Party beginning after the Pats beat the Ravens in the AFCCG. OOPS!!
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Posted: 2/18/2013 5:50 PM

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Q: What do they call a drug ring in Baltimore?
A: A huddle

Q: How do you know the Ravens had a 10-6 record this year?
A: 10 arrests and 6 convictions.

Q: What do you say to a Baltimore Raven in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise. 

Q: What is the difference between a Ravens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. 


Q. How did the Baltimore Ravens fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him! 


Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one. 


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

Posted: 2/18/2013 10:42 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: Q: What do they call a drug ring in Baltimore?
A: A huddle

Q: How do you know the Ravens had a 10-6 record this year?
A: 10 arrests and 6 convictions.

Q: What do you say to a Baltimore Raven in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise. 

Q: What is the difference between a Ravens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. 


Q. How did the Baltimore Ravens fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him! 


Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one. 


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/


And here is the biggest LAUGH of all:

Ravens 28
Patriots 13

I am still laughing my ass off as well as all of Baltimore.

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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:17 AM

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We must be near the end of this thread,, ....ZZZZZZzzzzz ... bored1

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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:44 AM

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Actually the biggest laugh is the all time record for the Patriots versus the Ravens. Which is if i am not mistaken 7-3 Advantage Patriots. Now to me that is hilarious.
Dreski405 wrote:
dokgonzo wrote: Q: What do they call a drug ring in Baltimore?
A: A huddle

Q: How do you know the Ravens had a 10-6 record this year?
A: 10 arrests and 6 convictions.

Q: What do you say to a Baltimore Raven in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise. 

Q: What is the difference between a Ravens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. 


Q. How did the Baltimore Ravens fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him! 


Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one. 


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/


And here is the biggest LAUGH of all:

Ravens 28
Patriots 13

I am still laughing my ass off as well as all of Baltimore.







   

         

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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:05 PM

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What's really hilarious is that Ravens fans are so insecure they need to keep coming back here to see if anyone has dared say that Fauxco's poop don't stink.

Posted: 2/19/2013 1:51 PM

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patfanfrommaine wrote: Actually the biggest laugh is the all time record for the Patriots versus the Ravens. Which is if i am not mistaken 7-3 Advantage Patriots. Now to me that is hilarious.
Dreski405 wrote:
dokgonzo wrote: Q: What do they call a drug ring in Baltimore?
A: A huddle

Q: How do you know the Ravens had a 10-6 record this year?
A: 10 arrests and 6 convictions.

Q: What do you say to a Baltimore Raven in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise. 

Q: What is the difference between a Ravens fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. 


Q. How did the Baltimore Ravens fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him! 


Q: Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Baltimore would want one. 


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/


And here is the biggest LAUGH of all:

Ravens 28
Patriots 13

I am still laughing my ass off as well as all of Baltimore.
Okay, glad you find it hilarious. Almost as hilarious as I find that the Ravens are 2-1 in the playoffs at Foxboro and really should be 3-0. A 7-3 advantage? Hardly an insurmountable lead. Our QB is hitting his prime; yours is on the wrong side of 30. Look for that all-time series lead to get a lot tighter in the coming years.

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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:52 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: What's really hilarious is that Ravens fans are so insecure they need to keep coming back here to see if anyone has dared say that Fauxco's poop don't stink.
How are Ravens fans insecure? By responding to a thread about the Ravens and/or Joe Flacco on a Patriots board? LMAO! Dude, you are funny....clueless but funny.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:54 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: Now that would have been a funny conclusion to the game. Imagine Ginn breaking free, streaking up the sidelines and Falco jumps out and tackles him. After a 20-minute delay to review the rule book, the refs award the 9'ers a touchtown and the game. And Ray starts chasing Falco around the field with a machete. That would have bee so awesome.

And once again Ray would have gotten away with it in a court of law.

Chance favors the Prepared Mind.

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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:19 PM

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PatManpower wrote: But they have so much (and I hate this word) Swag!
Jacoby, RevRay and Suggs come across as such egotistical thugs!

Can someone else speak for the team?

Gag swaggers!
Okay so when a member of the black community is enthusiastic or passionate while they're talking, it means they're a thug. Got it.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:30 PM

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No one on this board made any such racial connection.

Thug is as thug does - like, you know, stabbing folks and then lying about it.

Posted: 2/19/2013 10:23 PM

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dokgonzo wrote: No one on this board made any such racial connection.

Thug is as thug does - like, you know, stabbing folks and then lying about it.
Of course you have proof of this right? Not quite the proof of your tean and organization cheating to get the upper hand in football games. Coincidence that the Patriots haven't won sh*t since spygate?? I think not.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:49 PM

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That's just a Trick of the Devil (tm).
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