So there I was sitting in a lounge in Great Falls, Montana during a business trip last weekend.  I was tired after a long day’s work and I was feeling like I needed to have a special evening to make up for the crap I endured over the last 14+ hours.  I decided to grab a bite to eat, have a drink or seven, and see where the night took me.

As I was enjoying the lounge ambiance, she approached my table and started to talk to me.  We exchanged harmless banter.  It was clear she was interested in what I had to say and truly wanted to know what my interests were.  We spoke for a little bit and she left…only to return again (oddly enough).  Over time (sorry to cut out details) the banter turned more serious and she asked me what I was looking for.  It shocked me…I wasn’t ready for that at all.  But I stammered through telling her exactly what was on my mind and she didn’t blink an eye.  She was ALL IN and completely approved of what I told her I wanted from her.  Fast forward…

It came time for adults to be adults.  She now was in a position to give me what I wanted, what I asked for.  She took her time, it seemed like forever.  But what she gave me was worth the wait.  The scent…captivating.  The taste…I shouldn’t talk about it, but it makes my mouth water as I type right now.  Her gift to me was nothing short of amazing and I will always remember my first time.

All I have to say now is, my waitress gave me my first Moose Drool and it was every bit as good as you all have claimed.

pureirish76 wrote: Awesome story!!! hahaha, my boss happen to be looking over my shoulder as I was reading this and he bust a gut laughing.

Anyways, this got me to thinking what's the weirdest Beer name you have seen, I have 2. the second more because of the slogan, which turned me off.

1. Grasshopper Ale.

2. Dude Beer.  Slogan... "When you're thirsty, why not suck back a couple of Dude's"

Just a side note, if anyone has ever seen the movie "Strange Brew" Dude Beer is made in the same Brewery the movie was filmed at.

remmuh80 wrote: sorry bro... half way through this post i switched over to a p0rn site and took the wife upstairs.

grapie wrote: 24 Elsinore. They'll be no charge.

Lol.

pureirish76 wrote: Lumbergh,

I have that argument all the time with some buds, They think I'm friggin off my Rocker. I guess they just don't see the subtle genius of the writing, hahaha.

So there I was sitting in a lounge in Great Falls, Montana during a business trip last weekend.  I was tired after a long day’s work and I was feeling like I needed to have a special evening to make up for the crap I endured over the last 14+ hours.  I decided to grab a bite to eat, have a drink or seven, and see where the night took me.

As I was enjoying the lounge ambiance, she approached my table and started to talk to me.  We exchanged harmless banter.  It was clear she was interested in what I had to say and truly wanted to know what my interests were.  We spoke for a little bit and she left…only to return again (oddly enough).  Over time (sorry to cut out details) the banter turned more serious and she asked me what I was looking for.  It shocked me…I wasn’t ready for that at all.  But I stammered through telling her exactly what was on my mind and she didn’t blink an eye.  She was ALL IN and completely approved of what I told her I wanted from her.  Fast forward…

It came time for adults to be adults.  She now was in a position to give me what I wanted, what I asked for.  She took her time, it seemed like forever.  But what she gave me was worth the wait.  The scent…captivating.  The taste…I shouldn’t talk about it, but it makes my mouth water as I type right now.  Her gift to me was nothing short of amazing and I will always remember my first time.

All I have to say now is, my waitress gave me my first Moose Drool and it was every bit as good as you all have claimed.



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bpark83 wrote: First thought....what the hell is Lennay doing in Great Falls, Montana?!

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--- TDGeezuz wrote:

So there I was sitting in a lounge in Great Falls, Montana during a business trip last weekend.  I was tired after a long day’s work and I was feeling like I needed to have a special evening to make up for the crap I endured over the last 14+ hours.  I decided to grab a bite to eat, have a drink or seven, and see where the night took me.

As I was enjoying the lounge ambiance, she approached my table and started to talk to me.  We exchanged harmless banter.  It was clear she was interested in what I had to say and truly wanted to know what my interests were.  We spoke for a little bit and she left…only to return again (oddly enough).  Over time (sorry to cut out details) the banter turned more serious and she asked me what I was looking for.  It shocked me…I wasn’t ready for that at all.  But I stammered through telling her exactly what was on my mind and she didn’t blink an eye.  She was ALL IN and completely approved of what I told her I wanted from her.  Fast forward…

It came time for adults to be adults.  She now was in a position to give me what I wanted, what I asked for.  She took her time, it seemed like forever.  But what she gave me was worth the wait.  The scent…captivating.  The taste…I shouldn’t talk about it, but it makes my mouth water as I type right now.  Her gift to me was nothing short of amazing and I will always remember my first time.

All I have to say now is, my waitress gave me my first Moose Drool and it was every bit as good as you all have claimed.



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