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Top Ten Reasons We Beat Auburn

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Posted: 7/21/2014 5:50 PM

Top Ten Reasons We Beat Auburn 





10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about

Last edited 7/21/2014 11:51 PM by MudvilleSwine

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Posted: 7/22/2014 11:36 AM

Re: Top Ten Reasons We Beat Auburn 


Well done. 
These teams that can't decide their mascots don't deserve to win championships. 
MudvilleSwine wrote:


10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.

Well, it is hot in here Ricky.

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Posted: 7/22/2014 1:40 PM

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All it takes is for someone to pull a Fred Talley!
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Posted: 7/22/2014 2:21 PM

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We have to keep the ball away from the Auburn offense.  If we fumble or give pick sixes like last year, Auburn will kill us on the ground.  Perhaps one of our running backs will duplicate Fred, I certainly hope so.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:31 PM

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Your reasons are about as reasonable as any I have seen to date despite the fact that they make little, if any sense.  I know I feel better about things after reading them.

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Posted: 7/22/2014 4:05 PM

Plus one 


Alabama Polytechnical Institute should not have a football team
Teach a man to fish? What's he been doing all these years?!
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Posted: 7/22/2014 4:14 PM

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LC Porkwood wrote:

Your reasons are about as reasonable as any I have seen to date despite the fact that they make little, if any sense.  I know I feel better about things after reading them.


Now now LC.  If my posts made any sense they wouldn't be my posts.   biggrin

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about

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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:23 PM

Re: Plus one 



broeric wrote: Alabama Polytechnical Institute should not have a football team
Good ol' API, my dad was a 1949 API grad
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:51 PM

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--- MudvilleSwine wrote:




10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.

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I thank you for your signature line Mud
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:17 PM

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broeric wrote: Alabama Polytechnical Institute should not have a football team
Good ol' API, my dad was a 1949 API grad

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See, I love that. The school I went to changed names, as well. Love talking to the ones who were there when it was still Southern Baptist College not Williams Baptist like now.
Teach a man to fish? What's he been doing all these years?!
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Posted: 7/22/2014 10:51 PM

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rzrbk32 wrote: All it takes is for someone to pull a Fred Talley!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:08 AM

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broeric wrote:


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--- AUpage wrote:


broeric wrote: Alabama Polytechnical Institute should not have a football team
Good ol' API, my dad was a 1949 API grad

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See, I love that. The school I went to changed names, as well. Love talking to the ones who were there when it was still Southern Baptist College not Williams Baptist like now.
although always called Auburn by the locals, originally it was chartered as East Alabama Male College, affiliated with the Methodist Church, then renamed Agricultural and Mechanical College of Alabama, then API and then finally Auburn University in 1960
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:18 AM

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That was cute but not what I would call valid reasons,  However, there are probably ten logical reasons why Auburn wins.  Nevertheless, in football you never know, especially at the start of a new season,
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:37 PM

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10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.

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Mud, your signature line on this is so true!! I always keep that in mind.
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Posted: 7/26/2014 7:27 AM

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Porkdiet wrote: Well done. 
These teams that can't decide their mascots don't deserve to win championships. 
MudvilleSwine wrote:


10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.
The Auburn mascot is a Tiger and always has been. The yell is "War Eagle" so we have an eagle or two. Alabama is The Crimson Tide and their yell is Roll Tide but their mascot is an elephant. Figure that one out.
 
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Posted: 7/26/2014 10:03 PM

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Shug71 wrote:
Porkdiet wrote: Well done. 
These teams that can't decide their mascots don't deserve to win championships. 
MudvilleSwine wrote:


10.  I used to date a girl with auburn hair.  She dumped me for a plumbing inspector.  Wanted revenge ever since.

9.  A war damn eagle once swooped down and carried off my pet chihuahua.

8.  HUNH is Ms. Mud's pet phrase "Hush Up Now Honey".

7.  Malzahn started out in Hughes.  Really?  Y'all ever been to Hughes?

6.  The only Gus that matters is Gus' Fried Chicken.

5.  My specs are way cooler than Malzahn's.

4.  I never did like the Marshall Plan.  We gave $13 Billion to those worthless Europeans.  That's about how much they've given Nick to stay away from weed.

3.  I once got thrown out of the Acre Cafe on Glenn Ave.  I reckon it was deserved but it's a long story....

2.  Toilet paper should only be used for its intended purpose.

1.  That bum Kwajmahall won't return my perfectly nice PMs.
The Auburn mascot is a Tiger and always has been. The yell is "War Eagle" so we have an eagle or two. Alabama is The Crimson Tide and their yell is Roll Tide but their mascot is an elephant. Figure that one out.

Only thing I can figure out is that there must be some really confused people in alerbammer.eek1
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:19 PM

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I gotta say yall have good humor over here.  And by far the best screen names.




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Posted: 8/5/2014 7:57 PM

If you truly believe our Hogs will beat Auburn at AU in 2014 


...you can get 20 points and Arkansas from your bookie all day long...and then you need to start prayin' for divine intervention!
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