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Top 10 reasons to have an imaginary girlfriend
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Posted: 1/19/2013 11:51 AM
Top 10 reasons to have an imaginary girlfriend
Stole this from DiscoHawg on the pay board.  Number 10 - easy to dump ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
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Posted: 1/19/2013 12:25 PM
Re: Top 10 reasons to have an imaginary girlfriend
Number 9, she does not care if you go out with your friends.
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Posted: 1/19/2013 12:33 PM
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8
she a cheep date at restruant. she dont nag either
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Posted: 1/19/2013 12:44 PM
RE: Top 10 reasons to have an imaginary girlfriend
7 You only get an imaginary STD
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Posted: 1/19/2013 1:37 PM
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#6
You dont gotta wait an hour for her to put her face on before leaving the house. You can imagine her looking any way you want.
To Slowbob,
Take my word, imagine her beautiful and always ready. That way you're never late.
BHH,
A piece of lead can now buy a loaf of bread.
Last edited 1/19/2013 1:42 PM by BaldHeadedHippy
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Posted: 1/19/2013 1:43 PM
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#5
You don't gotta worry about shutting the door on her dress when you open the car door for her.
I once dumped an imaginary girlfriend for her sister.
BHH,
A piece of lead can now buy a loaf of bread.
Last edited 1/19/2013 1:45 PM by BaldHeadedHippy
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Posted: 1/19/2013 3:07 PM
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#4 You actually get to control the TV remote!!!!
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Posted: 1/19/2013 4:05 PM
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#3 You don't have to worry about leaving the seat up.
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Posted: 1/19/2013 6:42 PM
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#2 you own the remote!
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Posted: 1/19/2013 6:44 PM
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Sorry that has already been taken.  ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
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Posted: 1/19/2013 7:11 PM
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#2 - Her father is also imaginary.
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Posted: 1/19/2013 7:28 PM
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#1A - You never lose an argument.
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Posted: 1/19/2013 8:10 PM
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#1B. She wants season tickets, ammunition, and cool electronics for Christmas.
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Posted: 1/19/2013 8:29 PM
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1.A+ You won't lose your head football coaching job if you decide to ride her on the back of your motorcycle.......  Couldn't resist. |
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Posted: 1/19/2013 9:02 PM
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Unreal phantasms.
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"Now, soldiers, march away: And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day!"
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Posted: 1/19/2013 10:37 PM
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#1C
You get to wear imaginary protection.
BHH,
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Posted: 1/20/2013 8:07 AM
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BaldHeadedHippy wrote: #1C
You get to wear imaginary protection.
BHH, Ummmm, wouldn't that be you don't have to wear protection? Just sayin' ----
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Posted: 1/20/2013 8:13 AM
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1a1 section d article a: You get to play football on ps3 A LOT more now.  |
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Posted: 1/20/2013 10:06 AM
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1e. You can play for ND, miss 23 tackles in the NC game, and she still loves you.
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Posted: 1/20/2013 3:26 PM
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StayPositive wrote:
BaldHeadedHippy wrote: #1C
You get to wear imaginary protection.
BHH, Ummmm, wouldn't that be you don't have to wear protection? Just sayin' No. You really need imaginary protection. You don't want to have to go to Wal Mart and buy imaginary diapers. |
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